Not the weight of the world, more like the weight of my uncut hair piling up on top my head. And, again, im on the fence cut it or grow it out to the length of James Spaders character steff mckee in the film, pretty in pink. Oh, man. I mean, to have that confidence, hand in pocket, leaning up against a red sports car one day. Who knows, one day lets get to the news. President trumps birthday was yesterday. So let me be the first to say happy 104th . After he was recorded uneasily walking down a ramp at the u. S academy over the weekend, President Trump defended himself on twitter and said he ran down the final stretch incline. But ill let you guys be the judge. Whoa is that President Trump or the flash . Slow down usain bolt thats not running, bud. Thats what you do when you realize someones holding the door for you and youre still a few steps away the Supreme Court ruled today that federal law forbids job discrimination on the basis of Sexual Orientation or transgender status now the
Conduct in office. All right, cool, but, you worked super closely with him for almost two years this is like, leaving a hospital job and saying, oh, by the way, dr. Friedman never washed his hands. [ laughter ] why are you just telling us now . Did dancing with the stars not call you back . I cant believe im going to say this, but i have more respect for scaramucci that dude was there for a week and a half, but hes been out here warning us about trump for two years. So [ laughter and applause so why dont you put your face back in your hand and carry it out to the garbage President Trump hinted yesterday that he may pardon his former adviser roger stone who was convicted as part of the russia investigation. Oh, come on, roger stone doesnt get pardoned from prison he escapes from it i mean, look at him. [ laughter ] like a 60s batman villain if he does get pardoned, this is what it will look like [ laughter ] attorney general [ applause ] attorney general william barr said in an intervie
In a new interview, President Trump says hes mostly there on fulfilling the promises of his first 100 days. Said trump look, at this point ive already accomplished 95 days. [ light laughter ] thats almost 80 . [ light laughter ] this week is National Volunteer week, said President Trump. So anybody want to be president . [ light laughter ] a restaurant opened in london today specializing in Airline Style food. And if you like your steak a little bloody, order it united. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] according to a new study, sounding out words is the best way to teach children how to read. But the method is having mixed results. Nevada. [ laughter ] seth a new jersey restaurant has begun selling a massive taco covered pizza for 75. Seems a little steep said a customer who was looking at the three steps in front of the restaurant. [ light laughter ] a new york personal trainer is charging couples 1,000 to watch them have sex and then instruct them on ways they can improve. First
In a new interview, President Trump says hes mostly there on fulfilling the promises of his first 100 days. Said trump look, at this point ive already accomplished 95 days. [ light laughter ] thats almost 80 . [ light laughter ] this week is National Volunteer week, said President Trump. So anybody want to be president . [ light laughter ] a restaurant opened in london today specializing in Airline Style food. And if you like your steak a little bloody, order it united. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] according to a new study, sounding out words is the best way to teach children how to read. But the method is having mixed results. Nevada. [ laughter ] seth a new jersey restaurant has begun selling a massive taco covered pizza for 75. Seems a little steep said a customer who was looking at the three steps in front of the restaurant. [ light laughter ] a new york personal trainer is charging couples 1,000 to watch them have sex and then instruct them on ways they can improve. First
According to a new cnn poll, 44 of americans approve of the job President Trump is doing as he approaches his 100th day in office. While the other 56 said its only been 100 days . [ laughter and applause ] that means ugh ugh [ light laughter ] according to a new report, german chancellor Angela Merkel was recently forced forced to explain to President Trump 11 times how trade works with european countries. She started to lose it around nine. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] customs officers at jfk airport recently arrested two passengers who tried to smuggle ten kilos of cocaine into the country by taping it to their legs. And they might have gotten away with it, if they hadnt worn shorts. [ laughter and applause ] no, man. No man, theyll be expecting pants. We wear shorts, trust me. Thats the way to go. [ light laughter ] yesterday was melania trumps 47th birthday, which means that her facebook wall was full of birthday wishes from friends and family. Lets check it out. Okay, here