thank you for joining us. my name is jon stewart. tonight s guest, actress emma stone is going to join us. a couple actors talking. all right. one actor talking. [laughter] but first, the real question is this: what time is it? did you really just shout party time ? you didn t recognize i m setting up a bit of a routine here? [laughter] just got out of college, just a reflex. what time is it? party time! a little bit quiet now. a little bit quiet now. you may be thinking to yourself, time have the tv on in the background while i have sex. wrong! [laughter] nothing else? i m not even going to tell you what time it is. i m going to let my friend sarah do it for me. the many impeachable offenses of hannah baumgartner can barack obama can no longer be ignored. so it s time to impeach. jon: it s time to impeach. actually, i think it s time to stop checking sarah palin s facebook page, but she posts such cute pictures of baby gun. [laughter] well, since clicking on that page
stone is going to join us. a couple actors talking. all right. one actor talking. [laughter] but first, the real question is this: what time is it? did you really just shout party time ? you didn t recognize i m setting up a bit of a routine here? [laughter] just got out of college, just a reflex. what time is it? party time! a little bit quiet now. a little bit quiet now. you may be thinking to yourself, time have the tv on in the background while i have sex. wrong! [laughter] nothing else? i m not even going to tell you what time it is. i m going to let my friend sarah do it for me. the many impeachable offenses of hannah baumgartner can barack obama can no longer be ignored. so it s time to impeach. jon: it s time to impeach. actually, i think it s time to stop checking sarah palin s facebook page, but she posts such cute pictures of baby gun. [laughter] well, since clicking on that page there already caused facebook to change all my pop-up ads to snow machine and m
do it for me. the many impeachable offenses of hannah baumgartner can barack obama can no longer be ignored. so it s time to impeach. jon: it s time to impeach. actually, i think it s time to stop checking sarah palin s facebook page, but she posts such cute pictures of baby gun. [laughter] well, since clicking on that page there already caused facebook to change all my pop-up ads to snow machine and moose clubbing products, let s stay with it. enough is enough of the years of abuse from this president, his unsecured border crisis, for me it s the last straw. it makes kind of the battered wife say, no mas. [audience reacts] jon: now, if i may, it appears ex-governor palin is finally finished with mangling the english language and has moved on the making spanish incomprehensible. she s like a serial killer of language. or whatever the opposite of a rosetta stone is. anyway, the point is this: her point is the real victim of children fleeing violence in central americ
wisconsin in a nail biter. and that sets off a massive celebration on campus. a fifth title for the school and coach k. he is celebrating the big win with us live today tuesday april 7, 2015. f2 de nbc news, esto es today. con buenos días a todos. good morning. welcome to today on a tuesday morning. that was everything a national championship game should be, at halftime tied. down by nine points in the second half. they come back to win it. mike krzyzewski has won for the thumb. his fifth national championship. we will talk to coach k live in a little bit. we want to get right to our top story this morning in the world of politics. kentucky senator rand paul becoming the second republican to join the 2016 presidential race. he has scheduled an event today in louisville. kelly o donnell is in position. good morning to you. reporter: rand paul hopes a nine-letter word will set him apart, different. when he announces here today rand paul is trying to position himsel
that is unusual. so anyone knows of anyone driving a van a minivan with all of the rear seats removed, they should contact the the police. reporter: when the attack was over she was dropped another near almond and boston streets. as you heard there the suspect in this case was able to getaway in that blue or gray dodge or chrysler minivan. he was last seen wearing a gray sweat shirt and blue jeans and police considered him, armed and dangerous. we re live at special victims i m justin finch for cbs-3 eyewitness news . okay justin, thank you. we will get back to you. also in the news a deadly triple shooting in the if ale affair hill neighborhood. one man was shot and killed and one others were injured in the north sixth street. police say the men injured both in stable condition are being held at as suspects because guns were found at the scene. up investigators are hoping surveillance cameras at nearby businesses captured the shooting. a florida woman s clever thi