thank you so much for being here. please, you ve given enough at this point. thank you very much. you know, folks, i hope you re checking your calendars because i will be off the air for the 2016 presidential election, but folks that does not mean i cannot call it right now. so with zero percent of precincts caring, the next president of the united states will be wisconsin governor, scott walker. congratulations, sir! well deserved. ooooh, they love you. i m calling this for governor walker right now because he has proven that he is smarter than he looks, sounds and governs. he knows that if you want to get elected in this country as a republican, you can t just appeal to white people. you also need to appeal to jewish white people. a number of high-profile republicans with sights on the 2016 presidential bid are returning from a weekend in sin city where they addressed the republican jewish coalition s annual spring gathering. among those names, wisconsin governor scott wa
(cheers and applause) jon: that s our show! here s your moment of zen. thanks for the time. good to be here, brett. next up, one more night. what s in the bill to keep the government for shutting down tomorrow at midnight? one more night give me one more one more night captioning sponsored by comedy central ( cheers and applause ) stephen: welcome to the report. thank you for joining us, ladies and gentlemen. in here, out there, all around the world. stephen! stephen! stephen! thank you so much for being here. please, you ve given enough at this point. thank you very much. you know, folks, i hope you re checking your calendars because i will be off the air for the 2016 presidential election, but folks that does not mean i cannot call it right now. so with zero percent of precincts caring, the next president of the united states will be wisconsin governor, scott walker. congratulations, sir! well deserved. ooooh, they love you. i m calling this for governor walke
city where they addressed the republican jewish coalition s annual spring gathering. among those names, wisconsin governor scott walker. governor scott walker hoping to get the blessing and fortune of casino mogul sheldon adelson. stephen: yes, the walker campaing wants the blessing and fortune of sheldon adelson, but he s not greedy. he ll settle for the fortune. and walker s affection for the jewish people is genuine. in fact, madison s the capital times has published a letter dating from walker s time as milwaukee county executive, in which he tells a local jewish leader that he would be happy to display a menorah celebrating chanukah at the milwaukee courthouse, signing it thank you again, and molotov. ( laughter ) ( applause ) ( cheers ) now, walker probably meant mazel tov, which is yiddish for congratulations, and not molotov, which is a bottle of gasoline with a lit rag stuffed in the neck used to firebomb tanks. ( laughter ) so there s a little difference.
stephen! stephen! thank you so much for being here. please, you ve given enough at this point. thank you very much. you know, folks, i hope you re checking your calendars because i will be off the air for the 2016 presidential election, but folks that does not mean i cannot call it right now. so with zero percent of precincts caring, the next president of the united states will be wisconsin governor, scott walker. congratulations, sir! well deserved. ooooh, they love you. i m calling this for governor walker right now because he has proven that he is smarter than he looks, sounds and governs. he knows that if you want to get elected in this country as a republican, you can t just appeal to white people. you also need to appeal to jewish white people. a number of high-profile republicans with sights on the 2016 presidential bid are returning from a weekend in sin city where they addressed the republican jewish coalition s annual spring gathering. among those names, wisconsin
so with zero percent of precincts caring, the next president of the united states will be wisconsin governor, scott walker. congratulations, sir! well deserved. ooooh, they love you. i m calling this for governor walker right now because he has proven that he is smarter than he looks, sounds and governs. he knows that if you want to get elected in this country as a republican, you can t just appeal to white people. you also need to appeal to jewish white people. a number of high-profile republicans with sights on the 2016 presidential bid are returning from a weekend in sin city where they addressed the republican jewish coalition s annual spring gathering. among those names, wisconsin governor scott walker. governor scott walker hoping to get the blessing and fortune of casino mogul sheldon adelson. stephen: yes, the walker campaing wants the blessing and fortune of sheldon adelson, but he s not greedy. he ll settle for the fortune. and walker s affection for the je