greg: yes, it s friday and you know what that means, huh? i really have to go to the bathroom. but i m not. i m going to wait until it s over. let s welcome tonight s guests. this early bird sure is special, fox and friends first cohost carley shimkus! [cheers and applause] greg: believe it or not, he s the only guy on the show tonight named hotep, youtube host hotep jesus! [cheers and applause]. greg: he looks like the guy who came to cut down your trees. comedian jim florentine! [cheers and applause] greg: and, finally, she s the first author to weigh less than her book, fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] greg: all right. yeah, lively bunch tonight. okay, before we get to some new stories it s friday. so let s do this. greg leftovers. greg: yeah, it s leftovers where i read the jokes we didn t use this week and as always it s my first time reading these, so if they suck we ll just chemically castrate joe mackey. not that it would make a
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enough. oh, that was the worst. greg: every manager of a restaurant was a chronic master baiter. hotep: that s facts. jim: how many restaurants did you manage? [laughter] kat: that s actually true. there was another restaurant i worked at and the guy would grab the personals ads and tell me he was going to the bathroom to make number 3. how do you think i felt. greg: what about your best summer job? hotep: best summer job? oh, okay, so one time i worked for the department of public works and let me tell you, we didn t do any work. i woke up at like 5:00 a.m. we went to the shop 6:00 a.m., you know, it s a bunch of white guys, they called me [bleep]. greg: wow. hotep: and we all laughed about it like it was funny. i was like wow, this is great.
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