hi, i m home. he s your son! you go up there and talk to him! what? you re gonna get it now! your mother s home! don t make a face like that it might freeze that way! take that out of your mouth! you don t know where it s been! whatever happened to hi, little pooter ? oh, sure, think of yourself, think of yourself. no one ever thinks about the poor little housemaker, except for richard simmons. [ as richard simmons ] thighs, thighs, go away. send them all to doris day! what are you so hysterical about?! [ normal voice ] hysterical? moi? your son is doing things that would embarrass the turkish police! now, you you go upstairs and beat some sense into him! mork, i can t come home every day and be the villain. talk some sense into him. if he doesn t listen, i ll take him to a filling station and make him look at the men s room. if that doesn t work, we can always buy him a pony and own his soul for life. mork, there s the problem. you can t bounce from one extreme to t
chicken soup. president-elect trump making his big administration nominations and announcing his picks for national security adviser, attorney general nca director today. we have all the details. meanwhile, stocks are giving back their early gains today, but it s been quite a week for the bulls with stock inflow levels not seen in nearly two years. we ll discuss whether the record trump rally has come too far too fast. trump has promised to roll back regulations but would that eliminate rules? we begin with the president-elect s new leadership appointments. john harwood has the very latest. kelly, we ve got some action today on the transition front. three hardline appointments by president-elect donald trump. first of all, jeff sessions, the senator from alabama, to be the attorney general of the united states. jeff sessions is someone who was his views on race were too controversial. he was blocked a judge in the 1980s. he s a staunch foe of legal and tangled wit
[ laughter ] you are good. last night, we had a group that was what s the word that i m looking for? they were not hip. dumb dumb. that s right. [laughter] last night was the kind of group they thought thompson park was a place where divorced fathers took their kids on sunday. [ laughter ] what are you going to do, when you have a crowd like that? i should remind you, i m former united states naval ensign. john w. carson, 450375. during tonight s monologue, the laughing lamp is lit. [ laughter ] they are like, hmm, yes. well, let s go to the news and see if leon spinks has located any six inch wide dental floss. [ laughter ] [ applause ] we can t do those jokes anymore. i saw a recent picture of leon two teeth. there goes half the monologue, right there. [ laughter ] we have a late report from the news room. you know bubbles the hippo? well, zoo parade s marlin perkins just tranquilized bubbles, the hippo. marlin put her to sleep by screening one of his re runs on h
why some are calling this a privilege toll moment in the scandal. and u2. a surprise concert in times square from u2. but with bono recovering from the bike accident, he calls in some high powered people to replace him. it s the boss himself making it a beautiful night for fans tote, tuesday, december 2, 2014. from nbc news this is today. with matt lauer and savannah guthrie. live from studio 1 a in rockefeller plaza. and good morning. welcome to today on a tuesday morning. a lot of people still talking about the interview you did with janay rice. now we re going to hear from ray rice. a lot of people online have been weighing in on whether this has changed their opinion on whether ray rice should get a second shot in the nfl. 61% of the people in our survey said no. 39% said yes. we ll see how the numbers change after we hear from ray rice in the 7:30 half-hour. we re going to begin in ferguson with the unusual argument. this in the wake op an onfield show of s
pivotal moment in the scandal. and you who? a surprise concert in times square with u2. with bono recovering from that bike accident, he calls in some power. where the streets have no name yes, the boss himself making for a beautiful night for music fans today, tuesday, december 2nd, 2014. announcer: from nbc news, this is today with matt lauer and savannah guthrie live from studio 1a in rockefeller plaza. good morning, everyone. welcome to today on a tuesday morning. a lot of people still talking about the interview you had with janay rice. now today we ll hear from ray rice. a lot of people are weighing in on to whether it changes their opinion as to whether ray rice should get a second chance. 61% say no. 39% say yes. we ll see how those numbers change after we hear from ray rice in our 7:30 hour. st. louis and police and the nfl team in that city. on-field show of support for protesters in ferguson, ron allen has latest for us. good morning to you.