Temperature in the mid 80s. I have all the details on that weather forecast. Erin how are the roads. This is what youre up against, sluggish commute use low beams and caution on the outer loop about a 20 minute delay from 95 over to Georgia Avenue. Also in virginia, gw parkway just outside alexandria shut down because of a crash scene. Well help you steer clear of all those issues with your traffic. We got you covered this morning, allison and steve. Our big story this morning though new details in that breaking news out of delaware where a tense standoff in its 19th hour between police and a man they say shot and killed a delaware state trooper yesterday. Trooper stephen j. Ballard was gunned down as he approached a car and parked at a convenience store. Sadly we learned trooper ballard had had a local connection to the d. C. Region. Melanie alnwick joins us live with the latest this morning. Reporter steve and allison, many of Corporal Ballards friends have changed their facebook pro
Temperature in the mid 80s. I have all the details on that weather forecast. Erin how are the roads. This is what youre up against, sluggish commute use low beams and caution on the outer loop about a 20 minute delay from 95 over to Georgia Avenue. Also in virginia, gw parkway just outside alexandria shut down because of a crash scene. Well help you steer clear of all those issues with your traffic. We got you covered this morning, allison and steve. Our big story this morning though new details in that breaking news out of delaware where a tense standoff in its 19th hour between police and a man they say shot and killed a delaware state trooper yesterday. Trooper stephen j. Ballard was gunned down as he approached a car and parked at a convenience store. Sadly we learned trooper ballard had had a local connection to the d. C. Region. Melanie alnwick joins us live with the latest this morning. Reporter steve and allison, many of Corporal Ballards friends have changed their facebook pro
eagle caw stephen tonight, republicans retake congress. Could they drove its Approval Rating up to zero . laughter then, an important breakthrough in snack foods. Cheese nips that contain real cheese and real nipple laughter and my guest is andy cohen, host of bravos watch what happens live. Tonight, you can watch what happens pretaped. laughter a scientist in germany has discovered a way to make a diamonds from peanut butter. So fellas, now you can propose with a jar of jif. laughter this is the colbert report. Captioning sponsored by Comedy Central eagle caw cheers and applause audience chanting Stephen Stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen welcome to the report good to have you with us audience chanting stephen thats the sound of freedom, ladies and gentlemen thank you so much please, sit down cheers and applause what did an amazing night, ladies and gentlemen cheers and applause folks, please have a seat. Good to have you with us. Lot to talk about tonight. Obviously, were going
eagle caw cheers and applause audience chanting Stephen Stephen thank you, ladies and gentlemen welcome to the report good to have you with us audience chanting stephen thats the sound of freedom, ladies and gentlemen thank you so much please, sit down cheers and applause what did an amazing night, ladies and gentlemen cheers and applause folks, please have a seat. Good to have you with us. Lot to talk about tonight. Obviously, were going to be analyzing the ongoing geopolitical realignment of the middle east with andy cohen over cocktails. laughter but first, nation, huge news out of north korea where dear leader kim jongun has reemerged in public after a courageous battle with stage 5 cheese ankle. laughter so good to see him back. Unfortunately, his best friend lubey wasnt available to celebrate with him, so instead kim paid a visit to the second happiest place in north korea. An orphanage. laughter of course, the beds are all empty because the kids are at work. Which is too bad. Ki
So good to see him back. Unfortunately, his best friend lubey wasnt available to celebrate with him, so instead kim paid a visit to the second happiest place in north korea. An orphanage. laughter of course, the beds are all empty because the kids are at work. Which is too bad. Kim was looking forward to teaching them how to smoke. laughter of course, hell eventually have to pass the cigarette off to the stuffed animals boning on the dresser. laughter cheering but folks, as much as this photo delights, theres an even bigger story coming out of the hermit kingdom. Two american prisoners, kenneth bea and matthew todd miller, returned to u. S. Soil from north korea. We had an indication that there was a possibility of release, and we pursued it. Its a goodnews story. Stephen is it a good news story, sir . cuz fox news is reporting, obama cans also two americans vacations. Yeah, shocking. Obviously, the most miraculous part of their release is that it was not negotiated by dennis rodman. l