Generation offooters, the biden team has decided to try the same thing. Are you ready, congress . Oh, who lives in the white house thing. Are you ready, congress . Oh, who lives in the white house the late show plus, stephen welcomes John Dickerson and musical guest de la soul. Featuring live louis cato and the late show band. And now, live from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] [cheers and applause] Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen its electric. Thank you, my friends. Thank you, my friends. Thank you ladies and gentlemen. Thank you one, thank you all down here, up there, all around the world. Welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. As you can see, we couldnt put that up with wasnt true, we are live tonight and so is joe biden more importantly, we are awake. Thanks to our sponsor too much caffeine. Too much caffeine we have the shakes. Coming into tonights speech, critics said bidens state of the union challenge was to d
Its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, trickortreat plus, stephen welcomes Jennifer Hudson featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now live on tape from. Sullivan theater in new york city, it is Stephen Colbert stephen i love you thank you hello, my friends, hello, hello, hello hello welcome, one and all think you welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. First of all, happy halloween, everybody. I love halloween, its the scariest night america just above every other night in america. And to all the kids out there still writing a sugar high, welcome to late night. Okay . Dont fall asleep no matter what your parents say because the minute you go to bed, they are stealing all your best candy. Im talking kit kat. Now, you know what im saying . You know what im saying . [cheers and applause] give me a break you like my costume this year . Im dressed up as my dog, benny. [laughter] is a very good boy. Its a very special halloween because the Powerball Jackpo
Im on percocet. Get in here, pat. I wanna get funky. Mr. Gorbachev, i can see sounds. Read my lips. Im on ketamine. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. Bar none plus, stephen welcomes rupaul and Yuval Noah Harari. Featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] stephen thank you very much very much. Well come down here, up there, all around the world to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. [cheering] the big story today is the Supreme Court once again shoving their gavels up the election. Longtime viewers of america will remember that colorado kicked trump off the ballot because of the whole launching a violent coup so he could stay in office, violating the 14th amendments insurrection clause. Well, today, the Supreme Court said trump can stay on all state ballots in a unanimous ruling. [booing] i agree. It is a ruling that i will remind you no one
Falling by quote as much as half. Every election cycle, millions of americans count on analysis from steve and his big board. Put on this super tuesday since no one is watching because we all know whats going to happen, msnbc is introducing a less predictable segment its steve korangutanki and the banana board. Sure, we know who the nominees will be. But what will steve korangutanki do next . Will he roll on the floor this way . Will he shuffle on the floor that way . Did he murder Steve Kornacki . All we know is its more fun to talk about a killer primate then when nikki haley should dropout of the race. So to tune into our super tuesday Election Special with steve korangutanki. Msnbc. We could really use a Mitch Mcconnell sex scandal right about now. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. Super snoozeday plus, stephen welcomes senator Bernie Sanders and musical guest bleachers. Featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan
Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. Mitch bye plus, stephen welcomes chris hayes and Carrie Preston. Featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] stephen beautiful. Good to see you. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome very welcome in here, out there, mr. And mrs. America and all the ships at sea to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. [cheering] there is everybody knows. Everybodys heard this. Big news from washington today, because this just this just happened this afternoon, right . Just a little while ago, Mitch Mcconnell announced he will step down as the senates republican leader. [cheering] but, um, but is this true . Hes not stepping down till november, because at 82, thats how long it takes him to step. Mcconnell made his announcement on the senate floor and then took a fond shamble down memory lane. My career in the United States se