X just hours after the two had a 90minute sitdown interview. Lemon said his questions were respectful, they were wideranging, and that musks love of free speech doesnt apply to musk sits down with the only person on the platform that can be trusted with free speech, elon musk. Elon asks elon the tough questions. Are you good at your job . Yeah. Do you work hard . Yeah. Do you have a High Integrity . Pretty sure. Watch elon take elon through his long journey to success. Um. Um. Um. Uh. Um. Um. Uh. Um. Uh. Thats why i started spacex. And no one knows how to make elon laugh like elon. Free speech is the bedrock of democracy. [laughter] the elon interview of elon, streaming now. Elon x. Where everyone named elon can speak freelon. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. March mathness plus, stephen welcomes paul simon featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause]
Act as if we care, were enacting protocols to help limit teens screen time, like a onehour daily limit. But if that doesnt work, and it wont, we have a backup plan. Filling their feed with footage of their parents giving advice. I know youre thinking about art school, but theres a real art to installing vinyl siding. And its always good to have a fallback plan. Nothing will cause your teens to get off their device quicker. I know you like doing those little tiktok dances. Ya ever try zumba . Frank, youre holding the phone too close. Oh, like you know everything about technology. At least i know how to order on amazon. Screw you, helen. Tiktok. Eh, who are we kidding . Theyll watch this too. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight. Unbeleakable. First, stephen welcomes Michelle Yeoh and riley keough. Featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen nice to see you. [cheers and
[screaming] but i wont back down announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. Its getting hot in hur plus, stephen welcomes diane lane and Patton Oswalt featuring live louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] stephen there you go there you go. Happy tuesday, happy tuesday. Tuesday. Stephen Stephen Stephen thank you, everybody out here, but they are. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you, my friends. You are my friends. Romans, countrymen. Welcome one and all to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. [cheering] today down in washington was yet another clownish attempt by the g. O. P. To draw some sort of moral equivalency between joe biden and donald trump. This time, they heard testimony from special counsel robert hur, who was the guy in charge of the investigation into president bidens handling of classified documents. In hurs report, he declined to charge
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