i thought that johnny carson came witith the tv s set. w what the hehell were yoyou thinking? dave was the new johnny, for me. i m not exactly a computer, slow down. it felt edgy before i was probably old enough h to appreciaiate what ededgy was. you betetter be as s good as letterman! i ll give it a shot. my heart dropped through my butt, exited my butt. holy [ [ bleep ]ining [ bleep p. this isis madness.. absolute madness. it makes every hair on my bodydy stand up.p. we rere on! but n nobody s a a late-nigh host u until they y are one. fires, looting, and violence, tomorrow we ll drown out the negative voices that have health us back too long. fires leading to violence, five people are dead the end of an era. after ruling late night television for 30 years, johnny carson steps down tonight. the buildup to the last tonight s show was l like a t that was going to be derailed, and all you can do is stand by and watch. here s bette midler.
love it and we ll give you an award for it. carson: and so it has come to this. fallon: i thought that johnny carson came with the tv set. leno: what the hell were you thinking? ray: dave was the new johnny, for me. letterman: i m not exactly a computer. slow down. meyers: it felt. edgy before i was probably old enough to appreciate what edgy was. man: you better be as good as letterman. o brien: i ll give it a shot. o brien: my heart dropped through my butt. it exited my butt. stewart: holy [beep] [beep]. noah: this is madness. absolute madness. kimmel: it makes every hair on my body stand up. kimmel: we re on! kimmel: but nobody s a late night host until they are one. clinton: tomorrow we will drown out the negative voices that have held us back for too long. reporter: after a night of fires, looting, and violence, five people are dead. katie: the end of an era. after ruling late night television for 30 years, johnny carson steps down tonight. [distant applause]
Than i do tonight. i just i wanted to tell you why i grieve. but why i don t despair. you saw a late-night host being sort of raw and human. but then bill maher really takes it up a level. a few years earlier abc brought bill maher over with his politically incorrect show. we have been the cowards, lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. that s cowardly. and that offends so many people. staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, not cowardly. maybe a few years later he could get away with saying that. but he said it right after 9/11. his show was politically incorrect but that was a little too incorrect for abc. if i had to choose between
You why i grieve. but why i don t despair. you saw a late-night host being sort of raw and human. but then bill maher really takes it up a level. 3 1/2 years earlier, abc brought bill maher over from his politically incorrect show. we have been the cowards, lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away, that s cowardly. and that offends so many people. the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, not cowardly. maybe a few years later he could get away with saying that. but he said it right after 9/11. you know, his show was politically incorrect, but that was a little too incorrect for abc. if i had to choose between losing my soul or losing my show, i m glad i chose losing my show.
Than i do tonight. i want to tell you why i grieve. but why i don t despair. you saw a late night host being sort of raw and human. but then bill maher really takes it up a level. a few years earlier, abc brought bill maher over with his politically incorrect show. we have been the cowards, lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. that s cowardly. and that offends so many people. staying in the airplane when it hits the building. say what you want about it. not cowardly. maybe a few years later, he could get away with saying that. but he said it right after 9/11. his show was politically incorrect, but that was a little too incorrect for abc. if i had to choose between