love it and we ll give you an award for it. carson: and so it has come to this. fallon: i thought that johnny carson came with the tv set. leno: what the hell were you thinking? ray: dave was the new johnny, for me. letterman: i m not exactly a computer. slow down. meyers: it felt. edgy before i was probably old enough to appreciate what edgy was. man: you better be as good as letterman. o brien: i ll give it a shot. o brien: my heart dropped through my butt. it exited my butt. stewart: holy [beep] [beep]. noah: this is madness. absolute madness. kimmel: it makes every hair on my body stand up. kimmel: we re on! kimmel: but nobody s a late night host until they are one. clinton: tomorrow we will drown out the negative voices that have held us back for too long. reporter: after a night of fires, looting, and violence, five people are dead. katie: the end of an era. after ruling late night television for 30 years, johnny carson steps down tonight. [distant applause]
Laugh and his vibe is very jovial. but anyone who thinks they can host a late-night show, you are an absolute idiot, because there is so much that goes into it. please, welcome billy crystal. it started out together, as st stand-ups. and now, here we are, he is the host of t the tonight show.. it s been tremendous and i just want to say i m going to miss you. in jay leno s first-few months, people didn t like him. they thought he was out of his element. you know, from beginning of vietnam the vietnam war until today, our military used more explosive than than were used in lethal weapon 1, 2, and 3, combined. all three, combined. sometimes, there was nothing to laugh at. and he d look at me and he would say, thanks for that one. i did wonder, at times, if i had made a mistake. fighting for and believing in jay. one out of every three men is
Host a late night show are absolutely idiots because there is so much that goes into it. please welcome billy crystal. we started out together as stand-ups and now here we are. he s the host of the tonight show. the buildup for this has been tremendous, and i just want to say i m going to miss you. in jay leno s first few months, people didn t like him. they thought he was out of his element. you know from the beginning of the vietnam war until today, our military used more explosive than were used in lethal weapon 1, 2 and 3 combined. sometimes there was nothing to laugh at. he would look at me and say, thank you for that one. i sometimes wondered if i made a mistake, fighting for and believing in jay. one in every three men is
we are coming to you live. you are seeing this right now as it happens. we re not on tape. it s live, live, live. he loves making people laugh and his vibe is very jovial. but anyone who thinks they can host a late night show, you re an absolute idiot because there so much that goes into it. please welcome billy crystal. . we started out together as stand-ups, and now here we are. he is the host of the tonight show. the build up for this has been tremendous. i want to say i am going to miss you. in jay leno s first few months, people didn t like him. they thought he was out of his element. from the beginning of the vietnam war until today, our military used more explosives than were used in lethal weapon 1, 2, and 3, all three combined. sometimes there was nothing to laugh at and he would look at
i don t know what to do. jaime, i will go to jaime because i love jaime. what s next for mel? people are saying his career is ruined because he said horrible things and accusations of abuse not just toward her, but to the child. these are seriously ugly things. what is he gonna do? well, first of all i think we all owe danny glover an apology. lethal weapon 1 this guy is a loose cannon. i don t want to work with rigs. no, he s fine. first of all, we owe him an apology. if i was mel gibson, right now what he has to do is take these tapes, transcript them into a script, call it, my gold digging sea ward wife and pretend he was practicing for the part of crazy racist. you have the answer for everything, i have to say. brooke, you re a lawyer. obviously whether or not the tapes were doctored, andy