this texan just tested positive for barbecue sauce cohost of fox and friends weekend, will cain! [cheers and applause] greg: this pyro lights a fire in my heart, cohost of fox and friends first todd piro! [cheers and applause] greg: she s like a bass drum. she s like a base drum. makes a lot of noise and gets hit on by marching bands. fox news contributor kat timpf! greg: and his forearms are the size of four arms. my massive side kick and the nwa world heavy weight champion tyrus! [cheers and applause] greg: all right. before we get to some new stories it s friday so let s do this. greg s leftovers. greg: it s leftovers where i read jokes i didn t read this week as always it s my first time reading these so if they suck i don t care. in an interview this week former new jersey governor chris christie is considering running in 2024. [laughter] greg: the bad news, he means for president. you could see that one coming. much like him. ha because he s a big. nice wa
greg: what s tall got to do with it? kat: well. greg: last word tyrus. tyrus: okay, me and some be my football buddies were approached one time by a guy who was trying to get us to donate because we could make a lot of money because what you do is fill out your profile with stats so when families with women go to look for the frozen popsicle they ll look at the stats. so it s like tall light-skinned genetics, tall, muscular, smart. and they pick it. but here s the thing. nobody ever background checks you when you fill it out. so this guy could have just had an amazing resume but it could really be you. [laughter] [cheers and applause] greg: well this has been a deeply hurtful show. [laughter]