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flood waters beginning to recede in vermont leaving disaster behind. while the west and the south suffer through record breaking heat that shows no signs of letting up. this summer is worse than all of the past surveillance. i came to the park prepared because i knew without it i d die out here. and more breaking news out of iowa where republicans have passed a six-week abortion ban. we re live in des moines with reaction. it is 10:00 eastern, i m ana cabrera reporting from new york. we begin with the breaking news overseas on this final day of the nato summit. president biden just about to meet with ukraine s zelenskyy in lithuania any minute now. you can see them in the room. they just sat down. let s listen. i m going to support you, and i hope we finally have put to bed the notion about whether or not ukraine is welcome in nato. it s going to happen, we re moving in the right direction. i think it s just a matter of getting by the next few months here. so thank yo
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