pray to me from home. what words can i speak that they will heed? um, try flatten the curve or don t be a jerk. also, people are going to ask what they re supposed to do all day while they re quarantined. how shall i answer them? tell them they just announced a new episode of tiger king. also, worry not, i will send down a savior. they will ask what is his name? his name is jared kushner. ( silence ) gotcha! oh, moses, you should have seen your face! nit, mk onmaffber a sucker! anne also stephen welcomes chance the rapper and musical guest jim james, with a special appearance by lady gaga, featuring jon batiste and sta stay homin. now, live on tape from a safe distance, it s stephen colbert! stephen: hey, everybody, and welcome to the late show. i m your shows stephen colbert. i hope you re safe and sound. we re enderring week four of sesola or historians cl it canned bek government officials and health experts are warning that this sw yet of ton. i hop
but this is it, guys this is we re at the top. we re at the top of the hill, we re almost at the top. we ve got to keep going, keep pushing, keep supporting each other. we got this, we got this, all right? let s get through this week. monday s basically already done so now we got tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday. four more days we re already in we re in. so we re going to have a big show, a fun show tonight. the one and only lady gaga will be our guest on the show tonight. she is spearheading the w.h.o. global citizens special one world together at home. this is her website here global citizens. globalcitizen.org/togetherathome she s going to talk about that giant event, april 18th. i am cohosting it with jimmy kimmel and stephen colbert. i m very excited a lot of big names and then she has a little surprise coming up later in the show that should be very fun also my other guest is andy cohen, who we love, from watch what happens live. he s doing it from home as wel
clouds return on sunday. it stays dry for most of the day. we are going to see showers that move in first for the north way sunday night into monday morning. we re going time it all out on future cast taking you through the weekend and when we ll see that rain arrive for us in just a moment. good morning. we head straight to oakland right now. just north of that you can start seeing some of those brake lights in the top part of your screen there. the northbound side right at 23rd avenue. alternate speeds down to about 4 miles per hour. we do have reports of a new crash south 17 at highway 9. two lanes are blocked. good news if you want to skip the roadways today you can always use mass transit. everything is on time. and so far our drive times this morning are pretty good. michelle. in storm watch heavy rains overwhelm the woolsey fire burned areas. a storm causes a river of mud and debris to tear through lake else nowhere california. i was listening and all of a sudd
as a baby. plus. we got maria, freakin carry. let me repeat tuagain. mariah carey. and baby talk with the harp. yo, baby bear. but are they ready for another? as kevin reveal as little too much. this is a little weird right now. i m showing you the waist band. i didn t try to package you out. this is entertainment tonight. let s get right to the latest news. the brief megyn kelly today show hour at 9:00 is done. megyn cell a today is not returning. adding that quote next week the 9:00 a.m. hour will be hosted by other co anchors. megyn kelly d was find a way to connect with viewers on the today show 9:00. meanwhile her exit deal is being negotiated. it s possible they will pay her out, make her leave. she will be set for life. megyn s attorney says she remains an eemployee of nbc news. a source says megyn kelly s show has been a nightmare. low ratings and a real struggle to book celebrities. the back biting and bitterness it goes in both d
three-match. something has happened too much. three match is one of them. this final series could not have come at a better time whether you re from cleveland or the bay area, or any place, this is a chance for all of us to take a break from watching our president grab ass with russia and have some fun for a change. not only is it cleveland s third appearance, for lebron james, this is his seventh year in a row at the finals and his eighth appearance overall. lebron has been in as many finals as vin diesel has been in fast and furious movies. it s a lot. [ cheers and applause ] kind of makes you wonder if he s there for the right reasons or maybe i have been watching too much bachelorette. last year the warriors blew a 3-1 series lead. the warriors, you know, had the best record in the nba last year and then they added kevin durant. it s like the beatles adding mick jagger to the band, it s overkill. but they re fired up. draymond green said the mindset in this organization i