passengers, jennifer joyce was on the scene after it happened. let s start out. iain investigators with the national transportation safety board finished up their very first briefing in this fatal amtrak derailment that killed two rail workers, injured 30 amtrak passengers, and the locomotives engineer as this amtrak train was headed for savannah georgia. that derailed locomotive still standing upright at this hour after it slammed into a massive on track piece of rail equipment shortly before 8:00 this morning, just what that piece of machinery was doing on live tracks is the subject of the ntsb investigation as well as the federal railroad administration, who have now taken over. amtrak passengers thrown from their seats after impact. the smoke filled the train 340 passengers on board. seven crew members, 30 taken to crozer in riddle hospitals, nonlife-threatening injuries, you can see investigators swarming the scene. the ntsb say they ve started their investigation and
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