books, okay? [ laughter ] but, brian, if you come to my bar, i promise you they will show up in force. brian: there was a choice, i could come to broadway and be with the huckabee show and just relax or i could sign books and talk to a lot of great people and help keep fox number one in the universe. [cheers] i don t play an instrument. this will be the last time on the stage. i was all junior high clarinet. [cheers] brian: by the way, if you want pick up girls, pick up the clarinet. right? i watched the whole clip. sent a 4 minute clip over. the best part of it was john rich handed you, when i say he said give brian a shot of redneck rivera. brian, that wasn t a shot. it was gallon. brian: that was true. carley: i was like. steve: it s a fish bowl. carley: is he going to be age to