[dramatic music] - oh! oh! oh! i m peeing! - me too! from comedy central s world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) trevor: welcome to the daily show. i m trevor noah. my guest tonight i m so exced, musician sturgill simpson is joining us, people. now, we re going to get to last night s election new of news in just a minute, but first, i m sure you all saw this. breaking news, in the past two minute we have learned abolitionist harriet tubman will replace andrew jackson on the face of the $20 bill. trevor: yeah! wooo! that is so amazing. wow! harriet tubman on the $20 bill. what a momentous occasion, an abolitionist woman who is honored among the great. you can imagine that? and i know, i know the treasury department says this isn t going to go into effect until the year 2030, but it s fine. it s fine. because when it does happen, it s going to be epic. i can tell you now, for at least a year, every
now, we re going to get to last night s election new of news in just a minute, but first, i m sure you all saw this. breaking news, in the past two minute we have learned abolitionist harriet tubman will replace andrew jackson on the face of the $20 bill. trevor: yeah! wooo! that is so amazing. wow! harriet tubman on the $20 bill. what a momentous occasion, an abolitionist woman who is honored among the great. you can imagine that? and i know, i know the treasury department says this isn t going to go into effect until the year 2030, but it s fine. it s fine. because when it does happen, it s going to be epic. i can tell you now, for at least a year, every black person in america is only going to use $20 bills, only, only, nothing else. ( applause ) people walking around like, hey, man, gout change for a 20? only if you got another 20. that s going to happen. they re going to use 20 for everything. how much for the house. $400,000. cool, 20, 40, 60, 80. so i ll celebr
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look at the cast of characters of trump s reality show presidency. there are the villains, the sycophants, of course, the flippers and the would-be celebrities of course. and some of them are heading to prison. and others are helping to put former allies in prison. there s been backbiting, social climbing, conspiracies and yes, relentless drama. and one sideshow came full circle when omarosa manigault newman, who played the villain on the apprentice and later a white house aide, came out with a new tell-all book. omarosa s strategy on the apprentice was to mirror trump s own behavior. here she is on season 1. heidi was fantastic. and i will tell you they ven t always been a fan of heidi. i haven t always thought that she was professional nor that she had much class or finesse. that s very nice. thank you. that s one of the worst compliments i ve ever heard. best compliments, i have no class. but i ve been very candid with heidi, have i someone. yes. i apprec
there are the villains, the sycophants, of course, the flippers and the would-be celebrities of course. and some of them are heading to prison. and others are helping to put former allies in prison. there s been backbiting, social climbing, conspiracies and yes, relentless drama. and one sideshow came full circle when omarosa manigault newman, who played the villain on the apprentice and later a white house aide, came out with a new tell-all book. omarosa s strategy on the apprentice was to mirror trump s own behavior. here she is on season 1. heidi was fantastic. and i will tell you that i haven t always been a fan of heidi. i haven t always thought that she was professional nor that she had much class or finesse. that s very nice. thank you. that s one of the worst compliments i ve ever heard. best compliments, i have no class. but i ve been very candid with heidi, have i someone. yes. i appreciate that. i m not so sure. that s maybe the worst thing i ve