hey, everyone, and welcome to a special edition of gutfeld. so i m sure you figured out that i m filling in foe i r gre. what you ll never figure out is where he is. at least that s what the guy i hired told me. anyway, today is, national cheeseball day. that s right. it s a day dedicated entird meee to jesse waters. here s a crazy story. a brazilian woman wheeled the corpse of an elderly man into a rio janeiro bank to tryrl to get him to cosign on a loan. ma but how did she get the ida to pretend a dead guy was aliveo ? courtney love says taylor gets is not important and not as interesting as an artist. in response, taylor swift said, at least i didn t kill my husbant ind, john wayne bobbitt, the man whose wife famously chopped off his , has had all ten toes amputated due to health problems. he blames on drinking contaminated water. i don t want to shame, kings but i m starting to think this guy s just into itha. so as you ve probably heard, if you watch this chann
outdone themselves. north korea is trying a new tactic in its effort against the u.s. it s published a letter supposedly written from deceased president abraham lincoln to current president barack obama. trevor: i m just curious, north korea, what did you say when your people asked you who abraham lincoln was? that must have been an awkward exchange. yeah, we wrote america a letter from abraham lincoln. and they re like, who was abraham lincoln? he was the president who gave the slaves freedom. and they re like, what s freedom? just ignore all of this. i ll say this for north korea. their letter really captured lincoln s voice. the phony letter opens with, hey, obama, you have a lot on your mind. i ll give you some advice. trevor: that sound exactly like honest aib. if abraham lincoln was writing a letter to president obama, he wouldn t give any advice. it would probably be a letter like, dude, did i hook you up or what? but, hey, kim jung un, it s funny th
but we re not every university. devry university. different. on purpose. [ cheers and applause ] guys, guys. we ve had a lot of fun this season, haven t we? [ cheers ] i know. but we need to take a break. you know, you need to figure your stuff out, i need to go make 10 more episodes, so. but i really think we should get back together on june 7th, okay? right here in this gazebo. until then, we can hang out on the comedy central app, on snapchat discover anywhere. and thanks for watching. goodnight, pervs. [ cheers and applause ] from comedy central s world news headquarters in new york, this is daily show with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) trevor: welcome to the daily show. i m trevor noah. my guest tonight, the star of dr. ken, ken jeong is here. ( cheers and applause ) but we begin tonight with the socialist paradise of north korea. they re the world s weirdest ( bleep ) talkers. and this week they ve really outdone themselves. north korea is try
( laughter ) hey, son, what the hell is with your haircut? did you see a painted brush and say, that dude s look . and lose some weight. how you can rup a country when you can t even run a mile. you re eating so many cupcakes you re starting to look like one. your dad was mean. and really, dennis rodman. if you re hanging out with 90s bull players you go with jordan or pippin, you ediot. p.s., stop jerking off in the grand hall. i can see you. moving on, let s talk about the speaker of the house. now, in america, this is one of the most powerful position, right after reverse cowgirl, of course. but as speaker of the house, you lead the majority party in the house of representatives and you re second in line to the presidency. so if the president and vice president meet an unfortunate end, then you have to step up, and the pressure of this position alone can reduce a man to constant weeping. right now, right now, the job is held by wisconsin representative and sexy secret
face of the $20 bill. trevor: yeah! wooo! that is so amazing. wow! harriet tubman on the $20 bill. what a momentous occasion, an abolitionist woman who is honored among the great. you can imagine that? and i know, i know the treasury department says this isn t going to go into effect until the year 2030, but it s fine. it s fine. because when it does happen, it s going to be epic. i can tell you now, for at least a year, every black person in america is only going to use $20 bills, only, only, nothing else. ( applause ) people walking around like, hey, man, gout change for a 20? only if you got another 20. that s going to happen. they re going to use 20 for everything. how much for the house. $400,000. cool, 20, 40, 60, 80. so i ll celebrating. i m loving this. i m not celebrating too hard yet because i ve learned to be cautious when america makes promises about race. you see i love this i love this bill, but this is a fake one that someone put online. we don t actuall