We and nbc decided it be smarter to not have an audience in order to do our part to help decrease the spread of the coronavirus. So the shows gonna be a little different than it normally is. Like you, im watching the news and im just as confused and freaked out as you are i know that speech last night didnt help. But what i do know is when were there for each other, were at our best. And i am here for you. We are here for you. I want to thank your staff and crew, many of them who worked from home [ cheers and applause to put on this show tonight. I really appreciate you guys were gonna try to entertain you. Were gonna have dr. Oz on here in a little bit to walk us through whats going on and what we can do so if you want, maybe put your phones down and enjoy an hour of mindless entertainment. Its going to be a fun show. The roots are here [ cheers and applause higgins is here. Now lets start the monologue. Here we go [ light laughter ] steve budget cuts. Jimmy could we get smaller cards
Criticizing President Trumps conduct in office. All right, cool, but, you worked super closely with him for almost two years this is like, leaving a hospital job and saying, oh, by the way, dr. Friedman never washed his hands. [ laughter ] why are you just telling us now . Did dancing with the stars not call you back . I cant believe im going to say this, but i have more respect for scaramucci that dude was there for a week and a half, but hes been out here warning us about trump for two years. So [ laughter and applause so why dont you put your face back in your hand and carry it out to the garbage President Trump hinted yesterday that he may pardon his former adviser roger stone who was convicted as part of the russia investigation. Oh, come on, roger stone doesnt get pardoned from prison he escapes from it i mean, look at him. [ laughter ] like a 60s batman villain if he does get pardoned, this is what it will look like [ laughter ] attorney general [ applause ] attorney general wil
Conduct in office. All right, cool, but, you worked super closely with him for almost two years this is like, leaving a hospital job and saying, oh, by the way, dr. Friedman never washed his hands. [ laughter ] why are you just telling us now . Did dancing with the stars not call you back . I cant believe im going to say this, but i have more respect for scaramucci that dude was there for a week and a half, but hes been out here warning us about trump for two years. So [ laughter and applause so why dont you put your face back in your hand and carry it out to the garbage President Trump hinted yesterday that he may pardon his former adviser roger stone who was convicted as part of the russia investigation. Oh, come on, roger stone doesnt get pardoned from prison he escapes from it i mean, look at him. [ laughter ] like a 60s batman villain if he does get pardoned, this is what it will look like [ laughter ] attorney general [ applause ] attorney general william barr said in an intervie
Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Rosario Dawson logan lerman musical guest Megan Thee Stallion, and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1209 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh oh, my goodness, hi thats a hot crowd that is a hot crowd tonight [ cheers and applause welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. [ cheers and applause youre here. You made it. Thank you. Guys, it seems like theres so much going on right now. The democratic primary is in full swing tomorrow is valentines day. [ cheers and applause what else . Samsung just introduced their new folding phone, i dont know if you saw that. And carls jr. Is rolling out its new thickburger. [ cheers ] that has an entire patty of fried cheese [ audience ohs ] theres a lot to go over lets just jump in and cover it all at once. Its time for newsmash. [ cheers and applause jimmy first up, the democratic primary right now, Bernie Sanders is riding h
Were so glad you are here. By the way there is a really big storm coming for people looking at the northeast or manhattan and boston. Its coming to manhattan and the area later. When al roker starts shaking over a weather system, like physically violently shaking you know its going to be bad. How were the holidays . They were great. Im so happy to be back here with you. Last time i was here, there was a royal baby and i was doing shots on the air and trying to sabotage my future career here at the network. And a few days after that, they hired me on the today show. This real estate has been very kind to me and my family. Im double fisted. My new years resolution was to drink more. Youve come to the right place. This is carsons plastic drink. And you gave these as christmas presents. I dont know what the bloody mary thing is. I just enjoy building a drink. Its nothing really special in the ingredients. I use a little sweet pickle juice. Its horseradish and a ton of vodka is really the k