Back to norway. I used to host a late night show myself called lopez tonight. Its been a few years, but they say hosting late night is like riding a bike. We do it because weve had too many duis. Well, i have. Were going to have a lot of fun here tonight. Well, i know im going to have a lot of fun. For all i know you saw my hair and changed the channel ten seconds ago. This hair is something new for me. I decided 59 was the perfect age to start looking like a West Hollywood brunch waiter. I went to my barber and said i want to look like a cross between danny trejo and justin bieber. Brown skin and blond hair. This is what we in the Latinx Community call hedging our bets. People keep saying i remind them of someone, and i finally figured it out. Im a cross between walta mercado, and a troll doll. Just so you know, i didnt actually dye my hair. I got scared, because my postmates guy showed up without a mask. Mayor garcetti just said that los angeles may face another stayathome order. A s
Community call hedging our bets. People keep saying i remind them of someone, and i finally figured it out. Im a cross between walta mercado, and a troll doll. Just so you know, i didnt actually dye my hair. I got scared, because my postmates guy showed up without a mask. Mayor garcetti just said that los angeles may face another stayathome order. A second lockdown. Here in l. A. , were just calling it a reboot. Fuller house. If youre like me and you didnt bother to get in shape for beach season, everybody with d cups, were all winners. You know, its not fair that rich people get to quarantine in huge mansions and poor people have to do it in tiny little apartments. I feel like this is the second time, we should switch it up, right . If you were in a bel air estate the first time . This time, a studio in compton. Trevor, pack your bags. And i want to say hello to my virtual amigo. The only mexican to ever marry a karen. Guillermo guillermo hi, everybody guillermo, what are you doing .
Bets. People keep saying i remind them of someone, and i finally figured it out. Im a cross between walter marcado, and a troll doll. Just so you know, i didnt actually dye my hair. I just got scared, because the postmates guy showed up without a mask. Mayor garcetti just said that los angeles may face another stayathome order. A second lockdown. Here in la, were just calling it a reboot. Fuller house. If youre like me and you didnt bother to get in shape for beach season, congratulations you are a winner you know, its not fair that rich people get to quarantine in huge mansions and poor people have to do it in tiny little apartments. I feel like this is the second time, we should switch it up, right . Oh, you were in a bel air estate the first time . This time . A studio in compton. Pack your bags, trevor hey i want to say hello to my virtual amigo. The only mexican to ever marry a karen. Guillermo guillermo hi, everybody hey, george, you look like fabio. Thanks. How are you doing. Gu
Myself called lopez tonight. Its been a few years, but they say hosting late night is like riding a bike. We do it because weve had too many duis. Were going to have a lot of fun here tonight. Well, i know im going to have a lot of fun. For all i know you saw my hair and changed the channel 10 seconds ago. This hair is something new for me. I decided 59 was the perfect age to start looking like a West Hollywood brunch waiter. I went to my barber and said i want to look like a cross between danny trejo and justin bieber. Brown skin and blond hair. This is what we in the Latinx Community call hedging our bets. People keep saying i remind them of someone, and i finally figured it out. Im a cross between walter marcado, and a troll doll. Just so you know, i didnt actually dye my hair. I just got scared, because the postmates guy showed up without a mask. Mayor garcetti just said that los angeles may face another stayathome order. A second lockdown. Here in la, were just calling it a reboot
Out front . Walmart reports that sales of hair clippers and hair color have skyrocketed over the past two weeks. We have now entered the panicbuying grooming products phase. Apparently this is a thing. There are phases of emergencytime shopping trends. Jimmy week 1 we make a run on the hand sanitizer, soap and disinfectants. Week 2 we buy up all the toilet paper. Weeks 3 and 4 stores sell out of spiral hams and bakers yeast. Week 5 we have a shortage of hair care products. Next week were expected to run out of harpoons and pop rocks. So stock up. By the way, do you really need to color your hair right now . Who are you trying to impress . Your cat . Today, as you probably know, would have been tax day. But we got a three month extension. Do you think well be able to write off bathrobes as a business expense this year . I love that we got a three month extension the one year we finally had time to sit down and actually do our taxes. Basically, the government is hoping that by midjuly ev