Right. Okay. I guess thatll do it. Welc its friday so you know what that means. Lets welcome tonightome tonig. Hes so bland, hes getting sued by Rice Cakesy , cohostd of fox and friends. First, todd pyro. Hes a lawyer named trustee, which is like a cop named frisky, former Trump Attorney a and doj prosecutor Jim Trusttty if you dont buy her new book,a shell have to learn how to cook your ties. Ws bestselling Author And Fox News Contributor can tell hes stronger than gravity and puts up with my depravity. New york times best yet. Yes. All right. Before we get to some new stories, lets d o this. Gregs gregs leftovers. Do number up. But above all right, whe its leftoversre i. Week. I read the jokes. We did news this week. And as always,an its my firsty time reading them, so they. Will bake Joe Mackey into a giant cake and send it to Brian Stelter. Now, the Movie Beetlejuiceetj opens in theaters today. Its aboutui a dead guy who wano to return to the world of the living. And thats a plot t
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I doubt that. I know. Ha ha ha. I, i feel the same way about me. Happy wednesday, everyone. Oh, boy. Brian stelter returning to cnn. The network also announced also will be cafeteria open 24 hours a day. Cnn claims that stelters hiring is a bold Move Mov to increase their Workplace Diversity by adding a potato. Ry and who better to cover Joe Bidens last days than a vegetable . You know, brian claimed that getting fired was the best thing that ever happened to him. Even better than getting married, having kids or when wendys created the baconatohar in sandwich. Fun fact, after Being Firedhe ,stelter said he had moved to a Horse Farm, but nowre that finished eating, hes ready to return to work. Cnn staffers expressed little pleasure in stelters return, but many were hopeful that this time around hE Gets his own bathroomrn. T stelter will once again publish a reliable sources newsletter, but also get his own streaming service. Cnn plus size never over, but cnn and Brian Stelter are a perf