Guns for the blind. The stage is granting gun permits pe tonight, certain americans find a new source of income, did you know the pawnshop will also accept your neighbors bike . Then when is it okay to plagiarize other peoples work . Quoth the raven, nevermore. And my guest tonight is former two term poet laureate of the United States, billy collins. I will ask him if hes met that guy from nantucket. The Jonas Brothers have announced they are breaking up. Yoko this is the colbert report captioning sponsored by Comedy Central theme song playing cheers and applause [ cheers and applause ] colbert welcome to the report. Thank you for joining us. Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for joining us. In there, out there. All over the world [ cheers and applause ] colbert thank you. Thank you, folks. I mean this sincerely. I want to send out a greeting to all of the canadians out there waiting for surgery. Please take a number. Please take a number and bite on a stick or something. Whateve
Mating with other species, species, it is adam and eve, not adam and endive. I know, strong words but i figured the most that would happen is the blogs would light up and i would win another peabody. But out of nowhere, this morning, i received this actual letter from rich collins president of the california endive farms. Americas only endive grower and it reads, dear stephen, i just wanted to share how much i appreciate your insistence on getting the pronunciation of endive right. And, and [ cheers and applause ] colbert the letter came with this actual box of endive. All right. Thats right free endive mother bleep make it rain [ cheers and applause ] oh, suck it up, suck it up so, thank you. Thank you. [ cheers and applause ] colbert thank you, california endive farms. And in light of this generous attempt at payola, i would also like to mention it is adam and eve, not adam and tesla model s in metallic blue with piano black interior and 21inch tire upgrade. It has been five years si