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Musical guest anderson. Paak, and featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 1020. Steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon ch rs and applause ] [ cheers and applause ]oh jimmymy goodness. Hi. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome everybody. Welcome to the tonight show. Thank here. Much for being [ cheers and applause ] and if youre watching at home, i appreciate it. Give it up for the roots right there, ladies and gentlemen. A [ cheers alause ] you guys, this sunday is the 91st academy awards. Yeah. 91. 91s old for an awards show. [ light laughter ] but its young if youre a a democrat running for president. You know what i mean . You got to remember that. Steve yeah. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy i saw that Bradley Cooper and ly gaga are performing their hit song shallow at the oscars. [ cheers and applause ] thats great. And in case you missed hearing it at the grammys, golden globes, sag awards, youtube, and every radio station, youll be able to see it on the osca
My idea. Former president barack obama attended yesterdays College Basketball game between rivals duke and North Carolina and im happy for you, really, but since you left office, youve been living like a makeawish kid. [ laughter ] i feel like you left us with an abusive stepdad and every once in a while, we get a postcard that says, italy is so beautiful, next time ill bring you. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] im happy for you. According toes new book, ent trump and first lady melania were seen at maralago on thanksgiving Holding Hands and, quote, kiing, as if nobody else existed. Said trump, that was melania . [ laughter ] [ applause ] the worlds first telephone book wa, issued 141 years ago tod and heres what it looked like. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] give me a call. Do you have a pen . One according to new research, blueberries could be as effective as medication at lowering blood pressure, so now pfizer has raised the price 1,200 . [ laughter ] [ cheers and applaus