Jake The Human: Story Time This evening Jake will dedicate his performances to his ridiculous, outrageous, and true life experiences. Unless you know someone who has been: hit by three drunk drivers, had over 370 stitches on their body, been kidnapped 3 times and lived to tell the tale you are in for a ride. Ramya Hip will be the opening act for the evening with her unique and shocking wit. Tylor Jones will be the feature for the evening with his expansive collection of bizarre and acute observations. The show would be nothing without Dustin Riley as MC for the evening with his charming and unique soul that he brings wherever he goes.