Noah. Trevor lets kick things off in india. The country whose favorite pasttime is baseball played all wrong. While mofs us have spent 2020 in sweat pants and perpetually uncombed hair, a few others decided that actually glamor is more important now than ever before and if you are really looking to make a statement, well this just might be the thing for you. Julyers in india set a Guinness World record for most diamonds in a single ring. Look at that thing. There are a total of 12,638 die mofneds on this flower shaped ring dubbed the mari gold or ring of pros pitter. The reef record was set with 7800 diamonds. Trevor oo ow ee, that wing has almost sp,000 diamonds . That is the kind of gift you get your wife if she caught you cheating with every person she has ever met in her life. All right, so that diamond is for your best friend. And that diamond is for your sister. And that big one, that diamond is for the time with your dad. You slept with my dad . Baby, you see the diamonds, dont
But on the other hand you probably want to wear it oy bar fight because one punch with that, your enemy is dead. Basically brass knuckles but for the red carpet. Oh, you want to step to me meryl, i will take you down, meryl. You not winning this year. I mean certificate countriesly dispsh seriously, what do you even do with that ring. Its too rich for any event. There is no event glamorous like the only event glamorous enough to wear that ring would be like if there was a wedding between i dont know, the pope and queen elizabeth. And that is not going to happen unless the queen sowt walking her corgi one day, and it breaks loose from the leash and the pope is on the other side of the road figuring his pope mobile and the corgi runs up to the pope, when the queen catches up to the dog, the pope is sharing his sandwich with it. That would be an amazing romantic comedy, you know. This summer frankie is breaking one vow for another. But lets make a fugitive and move on to mexico stvment li
On, everybody, welcome do the daily social distancing show, im trevor noah. It is wednesday, august 129 and heree your coronavirus tip of the day, gyms are still closed. So if you are looking for exercise, just do what my upstairs neighbors do and jump rope at 5 00 in the goddam morning yeah, but seriously, apparently it is a great cardio work uttout. Anyway on tonights episode Kamala Harris secrets revealed, Jaboukie Young white tries to get the vaccine and how your iphone could give you corona. So lets do this, people, welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city, to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor lets begin with another important story about race in america. Now this is a story all about how one young mans life got flipped, turned upside down. And i would like to take a minute, just sit right there, i will tell you about how this man became the prirns of a town called belair. No
Examine every part of our society to try and root out the underlying biases that exist. From the police to corporate hiring practices and even pancake syrup. And with all the problems having been solved, now we are moving to outer space. Nasa is reexamining some of the nicknames it uses for distant objects in outer space. The Scientific Community sometimes refers to those cosmic objects using unofficial names. Nasa says the problem is that some of the names are insensitive and even actively harmful. For example, the nick nickname for a planetary nebula ngc2392 was eskimo nebula, they are also doing away with the term Siamese Twins galaxy used to refer to a pair of spirl galaxies in the virgo cluster. Trevor thats right, people. Nasa is making space woke. And im fine with renaming stuff as long as they dont try and change the name of black holes. I dont want to hear no urban holes, or underprivileged holes, they are black and they are proud. If nasa wants real change, they should cancel
The daily social distancing show with trevor noah. In the wake of the black lives matter protests that swement the globe, people have started to examine every part of our society to try and root out the underlying biases that exist. From the police to corporate hiring practices and even pancake syrup. And with all the problems having been solved, now we are moving to outer space. Nasa is reexamining some of the nicknames it uses for distant objects in outer space. The Scientific Community sometimes refers to those cosmic objects using unofficial names. Nasa says the problem is that some of the names are insensitive and even actively harmful. For example, the nick nickname for a planetary nebula ngc2392 was eskimo nebula, they are also doing away with the term Siamese Twins galaxy used to refer to a pair of spirl galaxies in the virgo cluster. Trevor thats right, people. Nasa is making space woke. And im fine with renaming stuff as long as they dont try and change the name of black hole