you ve made your decision then? not remotely because iocane comes from australia as everyone knows and australia is entirely people with criminals. and criminals are used to having people not trust them as you are not trusted by me. so i can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. truly you have a dizzying intellect. wait till i get going. little did he know that wesley had been building up a resistance to iocane powder for the past five years. did you hear they may remake the princess bride ? inconceivable. the ceo of sony pictures told variety ft. that some, quote, very famous people want to remake the classic. it makes me wonder if he has
been dipping into the iocane powder himself, knocked senseless by the fire pits. i mean has he studied his agrippa, which i have. now, let s be clear. lots of movies get remade. and let s be clear, they often suck and sully the original. can we take that chance with something a generation loves so much, it was committed to memory? to paraphrase wesley as cary elwes did himself, there is a shortage of perfect movies in this world. it would be a pity to destroy this one. this prospect makes as much sense as getting involved in a land war in asia. and just in case this idea is only mostly dead, may i remind that the only overwhelming power in this world is true love, and people truly love this movie in its original form. and if it goes forward, join me in this pledge. my name is chris cuomo. you remake my movie, prepare to die. well, not die, but make me very salty. let s bring in d. lemon, who dares not mock my pain. you re going to be mad at me. i ve never really seen it.