this texan just tested positive for barbecue sauce cohost of fox and friends weekend, will cain! [cheers and applause] greg: this pyro lights a fire in my heart, cohost of fox and friends first todd piro! [cheers and applause] greg: she s like a bass drum. she s like a base drum. makes a lot of noise and gets hit on by marching bands. fox news contributor kat timpf! greg: and his forearms are the size of four arms. my massive side kick and the nwa world heavy weight champion tyrus! [cheers and applause] greg: all right. before we get to some new stories it s friday so let s do this. greg s leftovers. greg: it s leftovers where i read jokes i didn t read this week as always it s my first time reading these so if they suck i don t care. in an interview this week former new jersey governor chris christie is considering running in 2024. [laughter] greg: the bad news, he means for president. you could see that one coming. much like him. ha because he s a big. nice wa
While running a personal best time. it s the most inspirational case of someone pooping their pants on the job since the inauguration. [laughter] greg: we have no proof of that. [cheers and applause] greg: you guys love a good [bleep] joke. an intense meeting, two female florida school board members clashed over the definition of the word woman. and after hours of arguing over who said what, they realized it s probably us. [laughter] greg: a new study predicts the world s population could peak at 8.5 billion people by the year 2050. said one man, hey if you need help with overpopulation, let me know. [laughter] greg: intel corp. co-founder gordan moore passed away last friday at the age of 94. doctors pulled the plug and then