whoopi goldberg. you really can t wait, can you. i love this. i thought you knew this. i didn t know how weird you were. this is piers morgan tonight. good evening. whoopi goldberg is a gift that keeps on giving. smart, opinionated, very, very funny. one of my favorite interviews of the year. things got interesting very quickly. here it is. how are you? i m good. i m fascinated by my own image. your wall of shame we have here. hall of fame or whatever you want to call it. i think it s fame. i m never ashamed. really? no. you ve never been ashamed about anything you ve ever done? no, i don t think i ve ever done anything shameful. that in itself is shameful. why? isn t it? i don t think so. shouldn t you have done some things in your life that are utterly shameful? publicly or privately? let s go private. something we don t know about. i m sure something would have been shameful or ways that i ve did things. feel free to share. well,