this texan just tested positive for barbecue sauce cohost of fox and friends weekend, will cain! [cheers and applause] greg: this pyro lights a fire in my heart, cohost of fox and friends first todd piro! [cheers and applause] greg: she s like a bass drum. she s like a base drum. makes a lot of noise and gets hit on by marching bands. fox news contributor kat timpf! greg: and his forearms are the size of four arms. my massive side kick and the nwa world heavy weight champion tyrus! [cheers and applause] greg: all right. before we get to some new stories it s friday so let s do this. greg s leftovers. greg: it s leftovers where i read jokes i didn t read this week as always it s my first time reading these so if they suck i don t care. in an interview this week former new jersey governor chris christie is considering running in 2024. [laughter] greg: the bad news, he means for president. you could see that one coming. much like him. ha because he s a big. nice wa
Waited five minutes before plugging it back in again. [laughter] greg: he invented moore s law. a few virtual reality death simulator lets people experience what it s like to feel their lives slipping away. users report this image as the last thing they see. [laughter] greg: ha ha ha ha yeah [cheers and applause] smei. greg: the view cohost and a navarro says she s upset 24 hours a day for having to live in florida. not because of the policies of governor ron desantis but because chick-fil-a is only open until 10:00. doctors in nepal say they had to perform surgery on a man who got a water glass stuck in his rectum after a drunken noise out. the good news is he made it back to nepal just fine.