farts. hunter, the most successful crack head the world has ever seen is returning to new york this week to exhibit his awful abstract art work at a soho art gallery. i haven t seen a mess like this since that time i took a laxative with four bags of skittles. it was for pride month. i was trying to poop a rainbow. hunter was spotted at the gallery over the weekend, even as a congressional committee is trying to find out who the hell is paying between 75 and 500 grand each for his crappy paintings. although that looks pretty good, i have to say. maybe he does have talent. meanwhile an arkansas judge ordered hunter s financial records to be shielded from the public as he tries to lower his child support payments to london roberts. she s the dancer he knocked up while he was banging his brother s widow and sleeping with the brother s widow s sister-in-law or something. i d say do the math but we have two women on the panel. a sexist would say! greg: and what kind of poverty
enjoying an afternoon snack. [laughter] greg: you know i hope ultimately the extensions come out okay. either way i think kat s going to be a brunette for a week. disgusting. which reminds me, do you know what it s time for? send the writers home, this next story writes itself. seriously you re all fired. pack your things and get the hell out. greg: this will make your blood boil if you have any blood left after it shoots out of your eyeballs. this is an unbelievable story yet somehow believable these days from the new york post. wisconsin school district has filed sexual harassment complaint against three middle schoolers for calling a classmate by a wrong pronoun. i know, i know. how are these kids supposed to even know what a pronoun is when they re too busy being taught how racist they are? priorities people. this isn t some looney left wing city on either left coast. this is a school district in kyle wisconsin, a city of just 3600 people. talk about small. larr
i always tell people to spend less time doing it yet there i am at night, smoking it usually makes my blood pressure go up. i tell myself social media is a harmless drinking partner and i have company i don t have to put cheese and crackers out. msnbc calls it cheese and white people. [laughter] how would i w be as a person ifi stopped even for a week? a study reveals look at happen if you saw stop usual social media. you to die. i m kidding, you don t die. the opposite, you live. a study finds avoiding social media platforms for ones week te weekend plus five, kat. significant improves a person s well-being reducing anxiety and depression. if there were a pill that had the same effect in one week, you take it. t i think we used to call those quaaludes, right dagan? the social media isn t something you can take like the president teeth, it s something you have to remove. [laughter] and that is harder. a study researchers from the university his weight bedroni tn urinal at the
meets. but then i picked up a copy of forbes magazine while i was in the waiting room. they once loved their audience, to bang. the magazine used to be focused on helping readers achieve better lives for themselves and their families. they were bought by a fund from china s wealth funds. thanks to forbes, i understand wealth is evil. just like their readers. this from the magazine founded by malcolm forbes. capitalism is evil, which means america is evil, which means all of you are evil. forbes has your number, terrible people. let s look at recent headlines. wake up, be woke, and lead the change. overcoming opposition. emelia taught me that my resistance to going woke is due to my fear of change and losing power and privilege and my bias and my prejudice. what a relief. i thought it was because i was allergic to [bleep]. sounds like when i talk to cat on a phone through prism plexiglass. transparent communication means sit quietly while i scream at you. here is another gem
meets. but then i picked up a copy of forbes magazine while i was in the waiting room. they once loved their audience, to bang. the magazine used to be focused on helping readers achieve better lives for themselves and their families. they were bought by a fund from china s wealth funds. thanks to forbes, i understand wealth is evil. just like their readers. this from the magazine founded by malcolm forbes. capitalism is evil, which means america is evil, which means all of you are evil. forbes has your number, terrible people. let s look at recent headlines. wake up, be woke, and lead the change. overcoming opposition. emelia taught me that my resistance to going woke is due to my fear of change and losing power and privilege and my bias and my prejudice. what a relief. i thought it was because i was allergic to [bleep]. sounds like when i talk to cat on a phone through prism plexiglass. transparent communication means sit quietly while i scream at you. here is another gem