[applause] greg: all right! now it is just me and you. Happy thursday, everyone. By now you probably saw our great interview with donald trump. Amazing, right? [applause] after the show i felt like a hezbollah fighter, my phone was blowing up. [laughter] it is true, in lebanon thousands of pagers and phones exploded killing dozens of terrorists. We reached out to hezbollah leaders, but they have not returned our calls. President trump was a huge hit on the show last night, my favourite part was the secret service pat down. Turns out that i was happy to see them. Now we have officially asked kamala to appear on our show. We have already promised a box of wine for her, and an assortment of nannies for her husband. He will probably abort it. The show. Greg: i am talking about the show. A chinese you admitted that their pandas were actually painted dogs. They got the idea from makeup artists at the view. In your face. The rapper sean diddy combs is being held in federal custody on char
Greg: yes, yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. I like my haircut. Happy tuesday, everyone. Scientists have discovered what they call a third state of existence. Somewhere between life and death. No kidding. Democrats responded to the second assassination attempt on trump by turning down the rhetoric by comparing the former president to mussolini. In a rare sign of unity, maxine waters has offered to schedule his next tee time. The biden a ministration has promised to beef up security for president trump. Using the same agents that protect kamala from reporters. A neighbor of the accused gunman says the family was weird and kept a live horse in their home. Further proof that the suspect was unstable. [ laughter ] greg: it s okay to boo that one. I felt the same way. An investigation into the immigrant crisis in springfield, ohio reveals that auto accidents have increased four fold. I did not know the haitians were all women. Rfk junior is being investigated for allegedly cutting off the head
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Greg: all right, all right. Still it s never enough. It s friday see you know what that means let s welcome tonight s guests. Is so white so white craps. Fox news contributor tom shillue she is so southern she was baptized with mountain dew. Katie mcdowell! ladies would love to try his rocky mountain oysters, chef andrew grewal. And although no longer a cheerleader she is is still commuting by cartwheel. Host of outnumbered emily compiled you all right so before we get to some news stories let s do this. [ ] greg the leftovers. . . Yum. This is where i read the jokes we didn t use this week as always is my first time reading them if they suck we will address joe mott she as a goose and send him to springfield ohio. Today is friday the 13th. To celebrate haitians in springfield are only eating black cats. Donald trump told the new york post that he s done debating we are still waiting for a new offer from his opponent. Cancelled debate is a tough break for nbc who announced their new