Larry got to be careful. This stuff happens. Lets check in with the efforts to pale up the presidency. Its time for the unblackening. cheers and applause future impeached President Donald Trump has resonated with a great Many Americans because they believe hes not a politician. They liked him initially because he said things without caring what people think, but now that hes close to the presidency, hes evolved to the point where he says things without caring to think. Take mr. Trumps recent remarks to the n. R. A. In which he detailed his opposition to gun control. Trump the only way to save our Second Amendment is to vote for a person that you all know named donald trump, okay . I will tell you. cheers and applause i will never let you down. I will protect our Second Amendment. Larry okay, so trump is a gun guy, which makes sense. Hes a republican candidate, thats what theyre supposed to say. If you want this gun, youre going to have to pry it from his cold, dead, tiny tiny tiny tiny
To talk about a consumer product. Now, i know what youre saying, why are we talking about products instead of black bleep . I agree, i agree. Well, it just so happens were getting both. Its a frozen treat called little obama. Its glazed with chocolate, and its wrapping features a smiling black child wearing an earring while holding an ice cream cone. Russia launching a brandnew cold war with this new obamaflavored ice cream. Larry obamaflavored . laughter tastes like Menthol Cigarettes and healthcare. Okay, there is so much wrong with that. First of all, bleep russia. Thats just so wrong. They really got obama down the earring, the rosy red cheeks, the patented yellow shirt. Its not like there arent pictures of the man. But i get it. Haha. Chocolate on the outside and vanilla on the inside. It should be half and half if anything. Wha what are you going to do for trumpm a creamsicle orange on the outside, white on the inside or the hillary clinton. Whatever flavor you want it to be unle
H youre very kind. No, no no youre very kind. Thank you. Welcome to the nightly show. Im larry wilmore. Before we get started, i wanted to talk about a consumer product. Now, i know what youre saying why are we talking about products instead of black bleep . I agree, i agree. Well, it just so happens were getting both. Its a frozen treat called little obama. Its glazed with chocolate, and its wrapping features a smiling black child wearing an earring while holding an ice cream cone. Russia launching a brandnew cold war with this new obamaflavored ice cream. Larry obamaflavored . laughter tastes like Menthol Cigarettes and healthcare. Okay, there is so much wrong with that. First of all, bleep russia. Thats just so wrong. They really got obama down the earring, the rosy red cheeks, the patented yellow shirt. Its not like there arent pictures of the man. But i get it. Haha. Chocolate on the outside and vanilla on the inside. It should be half and half if anything. What what are you going
cheers and applause . Larry thank you very much. Thank you, such a good crowd. Welcome to the show. Welcome to the nightly show. Im larry wilmore. Thank you, maam, thank you very much. So we begin tonight with america. Well, just in time for the fourth of july the makers of budweiser are looking to replace budweiser with america on its labels this summer. Larry yeah, thats right. And now that its called america, they of course had to change the shape of the can. laughter applause yeah, hmmmm, hmmmm, thats got to have a little fat in it, man, thats how i like it. Also in unfortunate news due to copyright infringe. America ferrera was forced to change her name to budweiser ferrera. I know, thats just unfair. Its so sad for her. Okay, moving on. So you remember our old friend ted cruz, president ial candidate, zodiac killer, all around creepy guy, right, right . Okay. Just when we thought we had heard the last of grandpa munster and heidi, his wife, his wife addressed some of their suppor
Budweiser are looking to replace budweiser with america on its labels this summer. Larry yeah, thats right. And now that its called america, they of course had to change the shape of the can. laughter applause yeah, hmmmm, hmmmm, thats got to have a little fat in it, man, thats how i like it. Also in unfortunate news due to copyright infringe. America ferrera was forced to change her name to budweiser ferrera. I know, thats just unfair. Its so sad for her. Okay, moving on. So you remember our old friend ted cruz, president ial candidate, zodiac killer, all around creepy guy, right, right . Okay. Just when we thought we had heard the last of grandpa munster and heidi, his wife, his wife addressed some of their supporters who go by the term, National Prayer team, by conference call. And thank god someone besides the the nsa recorded it. The council of joy that this team was chosen to fight a long battle, think that slavery took 25 years to defeat slavery, that is a lot longer than four y