Happy monday. E happy monday. Oh, thank you so much, yall. Wow. This is Television History in the making. Everyoneon in happy monday,ryon, everyone. Welwelcome to a specia edition. Gutfeld. Im Joe Machi Filling in for greg. Hes in South America trying to find a doctor to label his fevers. Anyway, today is earth day. So to celebrate, werey all using recycled jokes. A tech startup is pitching an ape powered Home Security camera that can be upgraded to shoot paintballs. So if your home is being invaded by a homicidal mania hc at least you can ruin the guys shirt for the second weekend in a row. Civi l war is the numbering it one movie in north america. Antif ta is calling it the feel good hit of the season. The new atlas robot from boston dynamicse ne has a face like a g light. Hopefully that gives social hopea influencers somethingh to look at while mechanical hands crush their throats. That was a joe devito joked. Everyone sorrye that a new studyameric found that americans checkans thei
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we agree with what we signed on to a long time ago and that there s one china policy that taiwan makes their own judgments about their independence. we are not moving. we re not encouraging. they re being independent. we re not. that s their decision. bet would u.s. forces defend the island? yes. if i i. n fact, there was an unprecedented attack. and after our interview, a whit fter oure house official told us u.s. policy has not changed . mr. president , first detroit auto show in three years. yeahn , is the pandemic over a pandemic is over. we still have a problem with covid. we re still doing a lot of work on it. all right. bu ft the white house, as i sai forced to clarify, sayintog us policy towards taiwan has not changed. and if the pandemic is really over, that would likely mean his emergency student loan program would be on konsta tional because they said it was for an emergency. they would need to eme n actually pass legislation and acknowledge coequal le to do of governmen
julie: talk about a tough race. sprinters, check them out, dashing across the track, sporting some heels. how do you do it? yep, they re wearing heels. first of its kind in lithuania where both men and women ran to the finish line to avoid painful toe crushing. racers ran three at a time. the winner a definite shoo-in for next year s event. speaking of heels, i m going to to it over to gregg. i once wore heels but that is a wholeother story. julie: he dressed up at cher. gregg: i won the contest. julie: idi bet you did, lady.yo back to you. gregg: moving on now. civil rights attorneys are suing the u.s. governmentto demanding authorities stop searching laptops, cameras and other electronic devices that happen to come through security check points. in the past o couple of years