A whole big world to fix. Let s leave there it. No, don t leave it there! why would you leave there it? there is a terrible place to leave it. Harvard didn t have a facebook. Now we re at 100,000 people. The government is now on threat level orange. We must find terror wherever it hides. This is a time when the country is grappling with a post9/11 world. Thank you very much. Welcome to the tonight show. I think at this point jay likened himself to the troops cheerleader. We re going help everyone out there, try to for the next hour take our mind off things. Here is a strange thing in the wall street journal today. Toys r us has announced they might sell their toy division. So we was toys, is that their new name? we started out by doing jokes that were completely nonpolitical, nonseptember 11th. And then you started to be able the make jokes about the tangential things. There was the taliban. Things are not looking good for the taliban. Today one of their top commanders took a head cou
Authentically weird. Got a lot to do tonight. A whole big world to fix. Let s leave it there. No, don t leave it there. Why would you leave it there? there is a terrible place to leave it. Harvard didn t have a facebook. Now we re at 100,000 people. Government is now on threat level orange. We must find terror wherever it hides. This is a time when the country is grappling with a post9/11 world. Thank you very much. Welcome to the tonight show. I think at this point, jay likened himself to the troop s cheerleader. We re going to help everyone out there try to for the next hour take our minds off things. Toys r us has announced they might sell their toy division. So, we was toys? is that the new name? we started out by doing jokes that were completely nonpolitical, nonseptember 11th. Then you started to be able to make jokes about the tangential things. There was the taliban. Things are not looking good for the taliban today. Today one of the commanders took a head count. Only half of h
Be authentic and authentically weird. We ve got a lot to do tonight. A whole big world of fix. Let s leave there it. No, don t leave it there! why would you leave there it? there is a terrible place to leave it. Harvard didn t have a facebook. Now we re at $1,000 people. The government is now on threat level orange. We must find terror wherever it hides. This is a time when the country is grappling with a post9/11 world. Thank you very much. Welcome to the tonight show. I think at this point jay likened himself to the troops cheerleader. We re going help everyone out there, try to for the next hour take our mind off things. Here is a strange thing in the wall street journal today. Toys r us has announced they might sell their toy division. So we was toys, is that their new name? we started out by doing jokes that were completely nonpolitical, nonseptember 11th. And then you started to be able the make jokes about the tangential things. There was the taliban. Things are not looking goo
second. and there you go john rahm getting the jacket and, belief me it fits. played extremely well. jordan spieth also had a big charge at the end. a wonderful tournament. seemed like great weather. good to see people in shorts. lisa: what if you don t like the color green they had the craziest weather. which nobody does golf like cbs. brian: except when fox does it. lisa: correct the record. steve: trees fell down. video people are moseying out. i m going to walk over this way. lisa: the thing i don t understand about the masters my dad, all these guys going to watch it? and everyone falls asleep. everyone falls asleep. drink steve. lisa: doesn t drink. no. everyone says they love golf and sleeping. steve: rahm come love not liv in the air green jacket and the girl that s his wife. brian: he had the girl before the tournament he didn t get her at the end. that would be interesting if you get a girl and a jacket. i do think that brooks kept that looks like he
redirect police funding, because they have way too much money, a big change from three years ago. when he was running last time, at the democratic convention, he campaigned on the idea that police are racist, the dnc s platform stated millions of people in our country have good reason to fear that they may lose their lives in a routine traffic stop or while standing on a street corner. really? joe biden isn t talking like that anymore. it is not hard to see why. the anti-police movement that he supported big-time has destroyed major democratic controlled cities. take, for example, seattle. they lost many officers and hit a 30-year low in the number of officers on the payroll. on top of that, seattle s state government where the senate and hougs are controlled by democrats has decided to decriminalize drug possession, effective july 1st. no state law in washington against drug possession. that is absolutely true. democrats refused a compromise bill are republicans because it i