plus, stephen welcomes joe mantegna james taylor and musical guest michael kiwanuka featuring jon batiste anst n.ma and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it s stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) stephen: hey! what is up? lovely. oh, my goodness. oh, my darling. oh, my darling welcome, welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the late show. i m your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) oh, yeah, you can tell, man. it is friday. ( cheers and applause ) it is about damn time. and it s been a hell of a few days. years from now, we ll look back on this week and think, hey, when are we gonna get the results of the iowa caucus? ( laughter ) so many huge things happened in the past six days, i m getting them all mixed up. i m pretty sure mitt romney was acquitted of awarding the medal of freedom to shakira s sparkly short-shorts? this week, we all endured trump s state of the union. not all of us, because the speech s tv ratings were dow
For survivors in the rubble. [ applause ] but when we brought our daughter home, that was it. Were live in mexico city and now i have nicoderm cq. The nicoderm cq patch with unique extended release san juan where mother natures Technology Helps prevent your urge to smoke all day. Furry is taking a devastating toll. Its the best thing that ever happened to me. Today wednesday, september 20th, every great why needs a great how. 2017. An epic flavor. From nbc news, this is today with matt lauer and its cranberry. Its pineapple. And theres no. Sugar. Added. Savannah guthrie. Live from studio 1a in cranberry pineapple 100 juice. Rockefeller plaza. The next big thing to hit the juice aisle. And good morning everyone, welcome to today on a cranberry pineapple 100 juice. Wednesday morning. We thank you for joining us. Ladies and gentleman this is a robbery. We have a lot of breaking news to get to. Two natural disasters unfolding as we speak. All right. This is the scene youre looking at right
And triggered explosions. Rescuers desperately searching for survivors in the rubble. We are live in mexico city and san juan. Where mother natures fury is taking a devastating toll, today, wednesday, september 20th. 2017. Announcer from nbc news, this is today with matt lauer and Savannah Guthrie live from studio 1a in rockefeller plaza. And good morning, everyone, welcome to today on this wednesday morning, 7 00 out on the west coast. We want to get to the mornings breaking news, two natural disasters unfolding as we speak. It started in puerto rico, marias eyewall roars against that island in mexico, crews are digging through debris. Processing. Looking for people potentially trapped by that devastating earthquake that struck yesterday. We will get the latest from mexico in a moment. Lets start with maria. Its a category 4 with wind of at least 145 Miles Per Hour t. Strongest hurricane to hit puerto rico in nearly a sen i. Ahead of that storms arrival, forecasters warn of catastroph
Jon hey, welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. My guest tonight, alan greenspan. Alan greenspan joining us. Our top story tonight shutdown fallout. The republican shut down was so offensive top even independents and moderates that this country looks like its poised to turn bluer than a smurfs balls after dry humping a bottle of windex. [cheers and applause] i cant believe we have a picture for that. [laughter] all the democrats have to do to gain like an 80 to 20 advantage in this country, all that stands in their way, is a mildly competent impation of the Health Care Policy they battled so hard to keep. Lets take a look. The word glitch has been used by the white house. Jon that sounds promising. [ laughter ] lets hear more. Healthcare. Gov is plagued by glitches. Riddled with glitches. Glitches. Snafu. Bugs, kinks, whatever you want to call this. Jon glitches. Yes apparently the health care. Com goff has 99 problems healthcare. Gov has 99 problems but a glitch is all of
Jon hey, welcome to the daily show. My name is jon stewart. My guest tonight, alan greenspan. Alan greenspan joining us. Our top story tonight shutdown fallout. The republican shut down was so offensive top even independents and moderates that this country looks like its poised to turn bluer than a smurfs balls after dry humping a bottle of windex. [cheers and applause] i cant believe we have a picture for that. [laughter] all the democrats have to do to gain like an 80 to 20 advantage in this country, all that stands in their way, is a mildly competent impation of the Health Care Policy they battled so hard to keep. Lets take a look. The word glitch has been used by the white house. Jon that sounds promising. [ laughter ] lets hear more. Healthcare. Gov is plagued by glitches. Riddled with glitches. Glitches. Snafu. Bugs, kinks, whatever you want to call this. Jon glitches. Yes apparently the health care. Com goff has 99 problems healthcare. Gov has 99 problems but a glitch is all of