President trump and first lady melania had dinner with senior military leaders at the white house. And if theres one thing melania loves, its a man in uniform. Officer, please help me [ laughter ] the nypd will provide roundtheclock protection of the citys famous marble statue of Christopher Columbus ahead of the upcoming holiday. Apparently, they have received Credible Threats from this terrorist organization. [ laughter ] Vice President pence said in an oped yesterday, that the u. S. Will lead in space again under the trump administration. Space . It took him two weeks to figure out how to get to puerto rico. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] according to reports, netflix is raising its prices next month. Ooh, that is going to be quite a burden on whoevers password im using. [ laughter ] jeff jeff something. The nypd recently arrested a mcdonalds manager for allegedly smuggling and selling thousands of dollars of crack cocaine inside customers orders. Police became su
I dont trust those fellas. President trump and first lady melania had dinner with senior military leaders at the white house. And if theres one thing melania loves, its a man in uniform. Officer, please help me [ laughter ] the nypd will provide roundtheclock protection of the citys famous marble statue of Christopher Columbus ahead of the upcoming holiday. Apparently, they have received Credible Threats from this terrorist organization. [ laughter ] Vice President pence said in an oped yesterday, that the u. S. Will lead in space again under the trump administration. Space . It took him two weeks to figure out how to get to puerto rico. [ laughter and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] according to reports, netflix is raising its prices next month. Ooh, that is going to be quite a burden on whoevers password im using. [ laughter ] jeff jeff something. The nypd recently arrested a mcdonalds manager for allegedly smuggling and selling thousands of dollars of crack cocaine inside custome
[ laughter ] i dont want to do this any more. This is hard and i i miss my gold apartment. [ light laughter ] Vice President mike pence will visit puerto rico tomorrow. Pence will survey the damage caused when donald trump made landfall. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] thats right. Vice president mike pence plans to visit puerto rico tomorrow, and somehow hes already sunburned. [ laughter ] pence will also visit the Virgin Islands tomorrow, where he will remind them to stay the Virgin Islands until marriage. [ laughter and applause ] stay away from turks and also caicos. [ laughter ] i dont trust those fellas. President trump and first lady melania had dinner with senior military leaders at the white house. And if theres one thing melania loves, its a man in uniform. Officer, please help me [ laughter ] the nypd will provide roundtheclock protection of the citys famous marble statue of Christopher Columbus ahead of the upcoming holiday. Apparently, they have received Credible Thre
Thank you. Have a good time. [ laughter ] seth which means its time for another installment of i cant. Seth i just they it was a [ laughter ] youre the president. [ laughter ] i cant. [ cheers and applause ] seth thats right. President trump visited puerto rico today, and boy, was he surprised when he asked to speak to their president. [ laughter ] what . You have a donald trump too . [ laughter ] i want to meet him. Maybe he also hates his job. [ light laughter ] President Trump visited puerto rico today, where he met with hurricane survivors. We love you, donald, said a banner he brought from home. [ laughter ] politico has published a new profile on Robert Mueller and the ongoing russia investigation. We have one reporter saying that asking mueller for inside information would be like asking him to watch a porn movie with you. Ill watch a porn movie with you, said ted cruz. [ laughter ] we dont even have to sit on the same couch. [ laughter and applause ] according to reports, offic
Were going to help you out. Thank you. Have a good time. [ laughter ] seth which means its time for another installment of i cant. Seth i just they it was a [ laughter ] youre the president. [ laughter ] i cant. [ cheers and applause ] seth thats right. President trump visited puerto rico today, and boy, was he surprised when he asked to speak to their president. [ laughter ] what . You have a donald trump too . [ laughter ] i want to meet him. Maybe he also hates his job. [ light laughter ] President Trump visited puerto rico today, where he met with hurricane survivors. We love you, donald, said a banner he brought from home. [ laughter ] politico has published a new profile on Robert Mueller and the ongoing russia investigation. We have one reporter saying that asking mueller for inside information would be like asking him to watch a porn movie with you. Ill watch a porn movie with you, said ted cruz. [ laughter ] we dont even have to sit on the same couch. [ laughter and applause ]