bollywood music plays. every time. give it up! who cares about awards? # just give to a good cause today # so if you ve got a quid # just give it to a kid # don t be a selfish git # on this red nose day of fun # another red nose day of fun! ladies and gentlemen, this is red nose day 2017. please welcome jonathan ross and sir lenny henry. cheering and applause hang on. red nose day 2017, make some noise! welcome to the only show in the world that needs a government health warning 7 yes, we are live, yes, we are dangerous and yes, if rehearsals are anything to go by, we are going to get in trouble with the bbc! but what the heck 7 it ll be worth the ban if we can raise a huge amount of money! are you with me? as for that opening, how annoyed would you be when you heard the traffic report? there are severe tailbacks atjunction 11 on the ma, owing to a spillage of annoyingly upbeat musical theatre graduates here a day and already, we ve been kicked out of buildings one to five.