Thats right. Didnt see that coming. I am. Dsm shillue in for greg gutfel. It is friday. And you know what that means. Welctswelcome tonights guests. Hes more than meets the eye because hes wearing spanx. Comedian joe mackie invitesirst Fox And Friends first. The New York Giants icon and his family, third, Fox And Friendsthir on the hot pyro, she is sleek, bleak, never meet. New york times Best Selling Author and Fox News Contributor captaiellingn. Ll eve and no one will ever sneak through this wall. New york times Best Selling Author comedian, former nwa world champion. Let okay, before we get to some news stories, lets this gregs leftovers. We y yes, its leftovers where s i read the jokes. We didnt get to this week. And just like when greg does it, its my first time readingad thesine. Earlier this week, President Biden had his annual physical. Doctors said hes in great shape for a man of his agece and pronounces death as Jones O Is My First Time reading this and pronounced his time of
happy new year. i am kat timpf. greg is off today so he asked me to check in and see how your new year s is going so far. not bad? good enough. all take it. we had a great year of shows with some awesome guests. we can t wait to bring you more in 2024. until then let s look back at some of our favorite segments from the past few months. and joy. there is a new marvel movie out. apparently it sucks. i haven t seen it yet because i have better things to do. [ yelling ] the new flick is courtesy of disney who owns the marvel cinematic universe. the real marvel is how each movie they put out is getting worse and worse. the next superhero should be the incredible shrinking box office. the latest offering, the marvels, was the worst opening for a marvel movie ever. even worse than ironman versus little women. they got destroyed in that. in this universe women are as physically strong as men. i m talking actual women, not the ones with 5:00 shadows who can p in the snow. today e
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more pleasurable ways to spend your day. like a root canal an irs audit and even tonight s show. let s welcome tonight s guests. if you serve her gluten, you were have her tooting. most of kennedy saves the world. kennedy. he is like a membership to planet fitness. impossible to cancel. tyler fisher. she s thinner than the plot to fast and furious 9. new york times best-selling author kat timpf. i don t get it. and he picks his teeth with the eiffel tower. new york times best-selling author, former nwa world champion, tyrus. kennedy, you are a female. what?