greg: yes! happy thursday, everybody. calm down. [cheers and applause]. greg: calm down! i understand. all right, if the white house out of order stopping texas from defending its border? the white house is determined to let as many illegal aliens into the united states as possible with migrant mobs as big as the fans of gutfeld fans at eastern state correctional. [chanting]. greg, greg, greg! greg: stop it. grandpa joe told them to surge to the border like it was a new slogan for taco bell. i want to make sure there is immediately surgery to the border. they deserve to be heard. we say if you want to flee, you should come. greg: did they ever listen to him. he s been waveing in illegal immigrants like they are kids with freshly washed hair. doesn t joe know this invasion s exhausts america s resources the way he exhausts the white house plumb being. plumbing. here is joe in 2007. will you provide them sanctuary? would you allow those cities to ignore
. happy birthday, everybody. calm down, calm down. calm down. i understand. all right. is the white house out of order? stoppinge texas from defending its border. as you may have noticed, the whitwhituse eterminee housed to let as many illegal aliens into the united states as possiblent with migrant mobsigrt as big as the crowds of gutfeld fans at eastern states th correctional right, right, right, right, right right. i could stop it. reg: all right. all right, all right. grandpa joe, even told them to surge to the border like it was a new slogan for tac bordeo i would, in fact, makbee sure that there we immediately surge to the border. all thos e people seeking asylum. they deserve to be heard. that s who we are. we r d hearde a nation says if t to flee and you re saying oppression, you should come. y and i.ev caramba! did they ever listen to him? he s been waving in illegal immigrants like their kids with freshly washed hair. but doesn t joe know this invasion exhaust
this texan just tested positive for barbecue sauce cohost of fox and friends weekend, will cain! [cheers and applause] greg: this pyro lights a fire in my heart, cohost of fox and friends first todd piro! [cheers and applause] greg: she s like a bass drum. she s like a base drum. makes a lot of noise and gets hit on by marching bands. fox news contributor kat timpf! greg: and his forearms are the size of four arms. my massive side kick and the nwa world heavy weight champion tyrus! [cheers and applause] greg: all right. before we get to some new stories it s friday so let s do this. greg s leftovers. greg: it s leftovers where i read jokes i didn t read this week as always it s my first time reading these so if they suck i don t care. in an interview this week former new jersey governor chris christie is considering running in 2024. [laughter] greg: the bad news, he means for president. you could see that one coming. much like him. ha because he s a big. nice wa
greg: what s tall got to do with it? kat: well. greg: last word tyrus. tyrus: okay, me and some be my football buddies were approached one time by a guy who was trying to get us to donate because we could make a lot of money because what you do is fill out your profile with stats so when families with women go to look for the frozen popsicle they ll look at the stats. so it s like tall light-skinned genetics, tall, muscular, smart. and they pick it. but here s the thing. nobody ever background checks you when you fill it out. so this guy could have just had an amazing resume but it could really be you. [laughter] [cheers and applause] greg: well this has been a deeply hurtful show. [laughter]
The reason he would be barfing at beach week, the wealth club in question was probably about his weak stomach because he can t take spicy food. and who cares, right? unless that s violently at odds with the obvious small truth here. and with common sense. judge kavanagh also explaining today in his opening statement that when he and a bunch of his football buddies all listed themselves throughout their high school year book as, quote, alumni of a girl from a nearby school, a girl who they said, if you relate, don t hesitate. call her to get a date. they re all calling themselves alumni of her name. he said today that was a sign of admiration for her. their collective admiration for her and how much they consider her to be, in his words, one of us. whether or not his attitude toward women and girls at that time in his life is going to be seen relevant to the sexual