jesse? jesse: do you know how i like to check on the goings on in russia? let s look at germany. what the heck is going none germany? this is what is going on. some german woman picks up this massive bird what does she do with it? drop it into the river. pick it up and drop it over that little thing and drop it right in the river. the swan was disoriented. i don t know the german word for disoriented. but it was disoriented now in that lovely body of water. that s what they do in germany. find a disoriented bird and throw them in bodies of water. greg: you are a fearless culture critic, jesse. judge jeanine: wow. greg: geraldo, 30 seconds. geraldo: time for geraldo news with geraldo. morning coffee served with a