those also. but first let s look at tonight s guest. he sells his fans razors in case they prefer suicide. [applause] can we go back really quick? doesn t he look like a member of kiss without the makeup? she is such a whiz they put her on philly cheesesteak fox news business anchor lawrence and eddie. [applause] and to terrify the minions. charlie her. and finally she is like barbie small and one with fake hair. cap cat kat timpf. now before we get to some stories and we had plenty of them let s do this. leftovers. we will be the jokes we did not use this week so if they suck we will tie joe to the table and that monkeys rip off his face. it might be an improvement. he is homely. brian kilmeade took on a wrestling bout this week in a match called the unstoppable force versus the unwatchable object. a contract of tyrus power against the skills he learned playing soccer that bore me to death. and austrian growth will just grocery store was evacuated after a spider whose bite c
greg: here we go. i like these questions. it is constructive. what an early life prepared you to speak in front of audiences? one of the important question you could ever ask. because if you can master that it is a superpower. what prepared you, charlie? first of all, nothing. greg: you are no help. i guess getting in trouble at school all the time and then being called out and forced to explain myself. greg: interesting. but i m not good at speaking in front of large crowds. greg: i thank you do okay. i thank you are talking about you have built up your embarrassment muscle. yes. i am impervious. greg: of you can build that up it is a superpower when did
Manslaughter. i wish the family would stop calling us. vehicular manslaughter? that is a new one. greg: lauren, what prepared you for television to speak in front of others that there are millions out there? [laughter] do you remember in grade school storytelling contest? my mother told me i should enter the storytelling contest in fourth grade. i think charlie the caterpillar was born i m doing it off the top of my head i memorized it and won the competition. and i competed the second year in fifth grade but i forgot the words during the competition so i messed up. greg: so you are a offering
What is it? nobody is above the law. [applause] people say that all the time. usually about people who are totally above the law. people say i hear that every day for something that is not at all accurate. tons of people are above the law. most of them are our government. if you are a cog in the system you will not face the same penalties under that exact same system you are a part of. i feel a lot of us feel disillusioned and are not expecting much. i believe it when i see it. greg: i am above the law. i feel bad for you. are you? know.
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