Yes indeed. Happy monday [cheering and applause] greg what a glorious monday more like fun they. So President Biden is wearing new sneakers that were designed to prevent him from falling. Here is the prototype. [laughter] on a shoe that will keep calm a lot kamala from talking. [laughter] meanwhile the president is bracing for a huge natural merchant National Security threat as gangs flee in violent porn hayti. Hes already got a force to repair the repel them. [laughter] just days ago the president was steaming as staffers ushered him inside as he began to rain it began to rendering an immense thing is hard enough to keep his hands dry when hes indoors. [laughter] greg the country of niger has announced an end to their Military Relationship with the United States. Dont expect biden to comment on the matter, his staff is terrified how mispronounce the name. There you go. [laughter] two thirds of u. S. Adults would rather skip the Movie Theaters and watch the new flicks at home on scream
Thats right. Didnt see that coming. I am tom shillue in for greg gutfeld, it is friday, and you know what that means. Lets welcome tonights guests. More than meets the eye because hes wearing spanx, comedian joe. Fox an friends first, the New York Giants second and his family third, host todd piro. She is sleek, bleak but never meek New York Times best selling author, kat timpf. And no one will ever sneak through this wall, New York Times best selling aut author,. Okay, before we get to some news stories, lets do this. Gregs leftovers. Yes, its leftovers where i read the jokes we didnt get to this week, just like when greg does it its my first time reading these. President biden had his annual physical. Doctors said he is in great shape for a man of his age and pronounced his death as my first time reading these. And pronounced his time of death 11 45 a. M. October 14th at numbers. A florida woman was arrested after allegedly spiking her boyfriends tea with bleach. He we dame suspiciou
Kayleigh hello, everyone this is outnumbered. Im Kayleigh Mcenany and also doing to me business business and kirk of the bottom line dagen mcdowell, fox host Kacie Mcdonnell hosmer and tommy n on outkick and chairman of oleary ventures kevin oleary. We begin with a billionaire at the border and guess who it is . The growing crisis at the southern border is ignored by the mainstream will media, democrats and the president. But elon musk, that is who im talking about, he is not turning a blind eye. In a black cowboy hat, he went to eagle pass, texas, to get a close up at the ongoing migrant crisis. He visited a Processing Site with texas republican congressman Tony Gonzales and elon musk live streamed parts of the tour on social media platform x. What we see here are in some cases some pretty extreme individuals coming through. Sure. We are talking about a guy who came through who had faced tattoos, including tears tattooed on his face. Yes. Speak with tear means that they have murdered
Greg happy, happy, happy monday, everyone. You all look beautiful. Well, some of you. So another weekend, another biden blunder. There is flatulence in whoopee goldbergs dressing room. While delivering a speech Saturday Night ole joe might have been trying to tell us something. Namely, that you ever heard of ll cool jay. Two of the great artists of our time represent the Ground Breaking history of hiphop in america. Ll cool j. By the way, that man has biceps bigger than my thighs. Greg bring joe to the 21st century, try not to call africanamerican males over the age of 10 boy, if you once eulogized a close friend who hailed the ku klux klan but joe does know his hiphop. An accomplished break dancer. Greg doesnt need cardboard. I wonder what the fellow democrats think of these gaffes. [laughter] greg yes, as the gaffes pile up newsom is laughing so hard, birds are falling out of his hair, and now a shocking New Washington post has biden in a the only thing shocking about that is its not
To take on the all blacks. Coming up on sports day on bbc news, well look ahead to the womens cricket world cup. Hosts england start things off tomorrow against india in derby, looking to reclaim the trophy they last won eight years ago. Good evening and welcome to the bbc news at six. The cladding and insulation on Grenfell Tower has failed initial fire safety tests, according to the police. They say they are now looking at criminal offences, including manslaughter, and documents and materials have been seized from a number of organisations. At least 79 people are known to be dead or missing after the blaze at the tower block last week. The nationwide hunt for high rise buildings with Flammable Cladding continues. The government says 1a buildings across nine local authorities in england have the potentially dangerous cladding, none in wales or scotland, one building is being checked in Northern Ireland. Tom symonds reports. In the first horrifying minutes of the disaster, a resident o