Hi, everyone. Very nice. Im jimmy, im the host. Thank you for watching. Thank you for joining us. Please, relax. It was a very stormy day for everyones favorite former president today. [ laughter ] we are coming to you from our studio in hollywood, or exhibit f as it was entered into evidence during the donald trump hush money trial this afternoon. The prosecution today called their star witness, their porn star witness, Stormy Daniels took the stand this morning. For donald trump i could only imagine the nervous farting was off the charts. [ laughter ] it was quite a day in court. We got mentioned in court again today, which is exciting. [ cheers and applause ] prosecutors asked stormy about her interview on our show. In which we examined her signature on a letter trumps henchmen cooked up, denying that she and trump ever did it. Daniels said she signed her name in a different way as a tip off to jimmy kimmel. Who is me. [ laughter ] somehow i have become the kato kaelin of this trial
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Jimmy im jimmy, im the host. Thank you for watching. Thank you for joining us in our studio we have in hollywood, california. I appreciate it, but its too much, it really is. [ laughter ] it was a day off for the trump trial today. Which has been a lot of fun so far, i have to say. Don pornelones hush moneyhoney, Stormy Daniels, took the stand yesterday and caused quite a commotion. Stormy yesterday went into a bit more detail about their sexual encounter than the president and his legal team were hoping she would. Sadly, there are no cameras allowed in the courtroom, so weve had to rely on sketches and transcripts. At one point, while Stormy Daniels was recounting the story of spanking trump with a forbes magazine, judge merchan pulled one of his lawyers aside to issue a warning after trump appeared to mutter bull sword under his breath. The judge said he chose to speak to the lawyer privately so as not to embarrass trump, who is on trial for chubhumping a porn star [ laughter ] while
Hi, everyone. Thank you. Well, very nice. I appreciate that. Im jimmy, i am the host of the show. Thanks for watching. Thank you for joining us. Welcome to hollywood. This is it. This is hollywood. Isnt it disappointing . [ laughter ] all the action is happening in new york right now. Where the Stormy Daniels roast of Donald Trumps penis continues for another day. [ laughter ] once again, trumps lawyers asked for a mistrial. Once again, the judge said no. Trump fell asleep again, multiple times. [ laughter ] look at this. Trump has now had his eyes closed for several minutes, with his chin jutting out. [ laughter ] he fell asleep while Stormy Daniels testified about sleeping with him. [ laughter ] team trump spent much of the day trying to paint daniels as a sleazy, moneygrubbing liar, which, if that is true, you can see why they hit it off. [ laughter ] and it was quite a day to be a stenographer. These are actual phrases that were used in court today. Human toilet. Orange turd. And m
Jimmy thank you. Welcome. Very nice. Hi, everyone. Im jimmy, im the host of the show. Thank you for watching. Thank you for joining us in please, relax, here in hollywood, ca. We had a beautiful weekend. You know what i did this weekend guillermo . Guillermo no, what you did . Jimmy i went to disneyland. Guillermo oh, wow. Thats nice. Jimmy no kids. I went by myself. [ laughter ] and i texted them a bunch of pictures of me on the rides. They were good sports about it. [ laughter ]. We are in week three now of the people vs donald trump. Yes, week three. Trumps hush money trial had the day off today in new york, giving our former president a welldeserved chance to nap and fart at home. [ laughter ] according to one of his friends trump has been miserable in court. He said, there is no more horrible thing for donald trump than just having to sit there and be quiet. Well, if thats the case, hes going to love prison. Hes going to have a great time. The toot fairy was in and outside court o