for a holiday jesse: acapulco. and booked trips to santa monaco. and mexico was forced to start selling itself at discount. went to catering to the rich and famous to hosting spring break. dude, there is going to be chicks walking around in bikinis i don t know how we are going to pull it off. it s going to be insane. jesse: spring break in mexico become the biggest event of the year. at least 30,000 college kids fly in march and april and go all out. every parent, especially every parent of daughters, when they hear hey, dad, a bunch of us are going to go to mexico for spring break, i promise i will be good, daddy. we are not even going to leave the resort. i don t know. but i know better than anybody that after a few drinks, sometimes it s fun to leave the resort. it s an adventure. the worst decision spring breakers can make is to talk to somebody like me. what about you? beer prices are gone up. i didn t bring my car to college. how did you get down
[cheers & applause] greg: turn on that thing, you guys. turn it on. you re applause is like a moist finger in my bellybutton. all right. she lost an election and now she s projecting. hillary clinton went on the view this week which raise as serious question. what is the weight capacity for that stage? [laughter] you ll never guess what she talked about. her love of gardening, the things she does to stay healthy. how much she adores catching and cooking stray kittens. no, it was donald trump as expected. it s like i always tell taylor swift, girl, you got to move on. seriously, trump doesn t just live in hillary s brain. he built a 500 unit condo with a rooftop lounge. sonny hostin, the only member not vaccinated for k-9 distemper kicked things off what will happen if trump is re-elected. it s odd. hillary is an expert on not getting elected. does she think it would end our country as we know it? it would be the end of our country as we know it. i don t say that lightly
national bird of venezuela. when we make a mistake, we correct it. why don t weathermen do that? it s an inexact science. jesse: it is? yes. jesse: you guys have radar. that s what i say anyways. i don t know. look, look jesse: an apology once in a while would help your credibility. we said it was going to snow. it didn t snow. everyone closed school. i m sorry you misunderstood by forecast. jesse: doesn t work with me. listen, a little goes a long way. there it is. that s all i m saying. that s my apology. jesse: i m pretty proud of myself. i used to faint when i got blood work done, but not anymore. it s all mental. i went in. i got some blood drawn. we ll do some i m not going to get into it. i got my labs taken care, and i ll be superman next week. no more passing out. it s all in my head. let s do some texts.