i cuss gratuitously. subject matter is another story. this is gonna be a good show. are there any subjects that are never appropriate for humor? people say a good comedian doesn t have to cuss. and i thought, now that s [bleep] rubbish. how dirty is too dirty? why is all that so funny? i don t know. what you re about to hear is going to shock and disgust you. if you choose to go blue, you ve got to do it right. dirty for the sake of dirty, there s nothing worse than that. you must promise me something. you won t get me in any trouble on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] listen, i will be cussing tonight. now, just so s you know. no, i will. i will. don t [bleep] oh me. not allowing an artist to use the word [bleep] is like not allowing a guitarist to use the chord e. it s possible to play the instrument, but why the [bleep] would you bother? now don t wave your finger at me! you knew when you got here there d be cussing. the last thing co
about ten years ago. and broke his ass, you know what i mean? broke his ass, he believed in hisself, became the hottest comic in the world, and anybody that doesn t like it could wipe their ass with whatever they say about me. [ cheers and applause ] lopez: that wasn t dice that broke down, that was andrew. the backlash was so strong that it got past the dice character and got to the andrew guy and made him feel bad for what was being said. [ audience chanting dice! ] maron: did it celebrate a certain type of thinking that probably doesn t need any more celebrating? yeah, maybe, but did it make it look stupid, as well? did it make it look moronic? yes. thanks a lot, man. you re great. thank you. i ll see you soon. good night. with powerful, easy-to-use tools, power e trade makes complex trading easier. react to fast-moving markets with dynamic charting
the guy that came out here about 10 years ago. and broke his ass. know what i mean. broke his ass . he believed in himself became the hottest comic in the world. and anybody that doesn t like it could wipe their ass with whatever they say about me. that wasn t dice that broke down. that was andrew. the backlash was so strong that it got past the dice character and got to the andrew guy that made him feel bad for what was being said. did it celebrate a certain type of thinking that probably doesn t need any more celebrating. yeah, maybe, but didn t make it look stupid as well. did it? make it look more ron iq? yes. all across the
out here about ten years ago. and broke his ass. you know what i mean? brokes a ass. he believed in himself, became the hottest comic in the world. and anybody that doesn t like it could wipe their [bleep] with whatever they say about me. that wasn t dice that broke down, that was andrew. the backlash was so strong that it got past the dice character and got to the andrew guy and made him feel bad for what was being said. did it celebrate a certain type of thinking that probably doesn t need any more celebrating? yeah, maybe. but did it make it look stupid as well? did it make it look moronic? yes. thanks a lot. you re great. thank you. i ll see you soon. good night.
about me. that wasn t dice that broke down. that was andrew. the backlash was so strong that it got past the dice character and got to the andrew guy and made him feel bad for what was being said. did it celebrate a certain type of thinking that probably doesn t need anymore celebrating? yeah, maybe. but did it make it look stupid as well? did it make it look moronic? yes. thanks a lot. you re great. thank you. i ll see you soon. [ ] looking to repair dry, damaged hair