you don t want to kiss just to make sure? absolutely not. no. and behind the scenes at the hottest party. we have got your covered in our gma super bowl blowout. good morning, america. i just won the super bowl, woo! there s got to be a morning after. the biggest happiest patriot fan sitting here. you missed this george. on friday lara spencer and michael strahan accused me of not knowing anything about sports and there was one person who got it right. and his initials are dan harris. is it true you would have called in sick if the seahawks converted that? that s right. two weeks. it came down to the final seconds. the play people are going to be talking about for some time to come. malcolm butler with the int and we re going to talk to him later this morning. and amy in arizona. i m sure she didn t get any sleep last night. there s a smile on her face and look at the smiles in boston. here s this morning s boston globe. the headline return to glory. t
the best commercials. you don t want to kiss just to make sure? absolutely not. no. and behind the scenes at the hottest party. we have got your covered in our gma super bowl blowout. good morning, america. i just won the super bowl, woo! there s got to be a morning after. the biggest happiest patriot fan sitting here. you missed this george. on friday lara spencer and michael strahan accused me of not knowing anything about sports and there was one person who got it right. and his initials are dan harris. is it true you would have called in sick if the seahawks converted that? that s right. two weeks. it came down to the final seconds. the play people are going to be talking about for some time to come. malcolm butler with the int and we re going to talk to him later this morning. and amy in arizona. i m sure she didn t get any sleep last night. there s a smile on her face and look at the smiles in boston. here s this morning s boston globe. the hea
audience. that s our show. join us tomorrow night at 11:00. here it is your moment of zen. here with reaction author columnist eric rush civil rights attorney, radio talk show host you don t even have the decency not to interrupt somebody you are an embarrassment, sir . shut up. please shut captioning sponsored by comedy central captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org (cheers and applause) stephen: welcome to the report. good to have you with us. come on. stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! (cheers and applause) thank you, ladies and gentlemen. (cheers and applause) thank you so much. please, sit down. folks, folks as a great lady once said we got to hang out. well, merry christmas, everybody. as with you see i have fully incringe eled my set for the week. i have candy cane columns back there. i have my two big balls right down here. i have poinsettias all back there, festive an
(cheers and applause) stephen: welcome to the report. good to have you with us. come on. stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! stephen, stephen, stephen! (cheers and applause) thank you, ladies and gentlemen. (cheers and applause) thank you so much. please, sit down. folks, folks as a great lady once said we got to hang out. well, merry christmas, everybody. as with you see i have fully incringe eled my set for the week. i have candy cane columns back there. i have my two big balls right down here. i have poinsettias all back there, festive and deadly. (laughter) but let s not forget it is also night three of hanukkah which i am celebrating by having just mentioned it right now. (laughter) you re welcome, jews. okay, that s called the colbert bump. speaking of me, everyone s speaking of me. south carolina senator jim demint is stepping down, so guess who s stepping up as a possible candidate, stephen colbert. (cheers and appla
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