[ applause ] happy friday night, everyone. Kat is gearing up for a wild weekend. She eats first before she drinks. Not like last weekend. At least her husband has got up to give her right to work. We also have our favorite on th show. Being from the south, she reall would at last good offroad adventure. Here we go. I hope you ve got that. And to think that she lives in that. So far cost 75 grand and rots your brain besides that threeday three day weekend wit hunter biden. If you said college, you would be right. University who students and faculty are being instructed no in expanding one present vocabulary, but some of the ports that they want to ban are like to trigger warnings and will of thumb the home. Rule of thumb, who does that offense other than maybe a few careless shop teachers. Shout out the four fingers. And all of these are related to systemic oppression, even trigger warning. For shocking subject matter ahead. That a shocking in itself because trigger is part of a gun , s
as 50%. more than 5,000 people died and andrew cuomo told us about. the governor was right when he said this. governor cuomo: incompetent government kills people. more people died them needed more people died than needed to die. jesse: he would think the guy that says a incompetent government kills people would take responsibility, but so far every chance he gets, he blames somebody else. governor cuomo: if you look at how many people died in nursing homes in new york compared to other states, we have a lower percentage than other states, but we had more people die than any other state. if you died in a nursing home, it s a nursing home deaf. if you die in a hospital, it s called a hospital death. it doesn t say, where were you before. if i m a nursing home operator, i say don t say that person died in my nursing home, because they didn t. they died in the hospital. if the hospital did a better job, they wouldn t have died! why do i get blamed for the death when it d
other than to remind you that it s very hard to be charged with murder if they never find a body. anyway. it s great to be back. i hope you all had a great christmas, or if you re like me, a great covid. yeah, i had covid, which was a great way to finish a year that started with me also having covid. so let s do the math here. i know greg is out there saying kat can t do math because he is definitely watching and has definitely not been dead for a week already, and less there s been awful coincidence. so this year i had two covids. i also had two covid shots. two plus two equals four. as in forget about all of this belief. following all the rules and regulations failed me more than the dare program. i am over it and i bet you are too. i mean, i m not the only one who had covid over christmas. lots of people did. unvaccinated people, covid buried vaccinated people, covid. boosted people, also covid. this christmas, covid was more popular then robbing a bloomingdale s with 30
trying to change her own board. of america. have you noticed the new word used by frustrated stomach democrats? it s normal. as things spiral out of control, moderate dems are trying to distance themselves from the idiotic rabble promoting critical race theory and 250 genders by saying hey, we are normal. and i can t blame them. they re losing elections the way kat loses hair extensions when she gets the spans as the biden administration destroys everything a gets its grubby hands on. remember how everything king midas touched turned to gold? everything joe touches turns to their parents and says mommy, why is this weird man s nose in my hair? according to axios, the new site, not my greek personal trainer you can crack walnuts on his glutes and i have. the word normal is the code word used to separate them from their bonkers colleagues. while americans to know especially when they speak like this. we campaign uppercase t uppercase p. and the environment is such that
that was really good. oh, yeah. all right. it s friday, so you knowat what that means. let s welcome tonight s guest. let she s the only one on the l who still looks like his yearbook picture. d oh, said the guy. benson show guy benson . if only his jokes were as sharp as his razors. werenvin and founder of wester razor company, david angelo. lo she s like a pothole. when she s on the street. people are always trying to avoid her. new york times best sellins to and fox news contributor, him. and finally he trims his beard with a grazing flock of sheep. new york times best selling fothor, comedian and former nwa world champion. all rightr bar . all right. before we get to some newdo thi stories, let s do this. greg s leftovers. we had its leftovers where i read the jokes. we didn t use this week.e and as always, it s my firsts we time reading them, so theyeken o force joe mackey to eate a bucket of mayonnaise with his toeso pu. all right, so during the state of t