the kids from stranger things , musical guest tove lo, and featuring the legendary roots crew. questlove: 524! steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ? [ cheers and applause ] jimmy: oh! thank you! hi! thank you so much. welcome. looking good. looking hot. hot crowd tonight right here. [ cheers and applause ] new york city hot crowd. welcome to the tonight show everybody. this is it. you made it. so happy you re here. thank you. going to be a fun one tonight. first, here s what people are talking about. this is kind of crazy. today, donald trump made a a surprise trip to mexico for a a meeting with the country s president enrique pe?a nieto. or as trump put it, nice to meet you, eric pi?ata. [ laughter and applause ] eric pi?ata? of course, trump s meeting today is his big chance to convince mexico that they should pay for his proposed border wall. i think he might have a tough time. i mean, check out what president pe?a nieto had to say there is no way that m
according to a new poll only 27% of voters believe that donald trump won last night s debate. it s the worst debate performance for a republican since clint eastwood lost to that chair. [ laughter ] [ growling ] good rebuttal, chair. [ laughter ] donald trump told reporters today that he gives hillary clinton a c plus for her performance in last night s debate. a c plus? [ light laughter ] then what was your grade? following last night s debate donald trump blamed his poor performance on a defective mic that may have been planted at his podium on purpose. apparently the mic had a defect that caused it to pick up everything he said. [ laughter ] wait, people are hearing this? [ applause ] well that s very bad for me. [ applause ] according to twitter of the five of them were about donald trump and the other 38% were by donald trump. [ laughter ] hold on. during the debate donald trump s campaign was reportedly deleting old tweets that contradicted his on-air claims
this is kind of crazy. today, donald trump made a a surprise trip to mexico for a a meeting with the country s president enrique pe?a nieto. or as trump put it, nice to meet you, eric pi?ata. [ laughter and applause ] eric pi?ata? of course, trump s meeting today is his big chance to convince mexico that they should pay for his proposed border wall. i think he might have a tough time. i mean, check out what president pe?a nieto had to say about the wall. there is no way that mexico can pay a wall like that. [ lighug jimmy: doesn t sound too promising. but maybe trump should have met with mexico s ex-president, felipe calder?n. mexican people, we are not going to pay any single cent for that stupid wall. [ laughter ] jimmy: okay. all right. maybe trump should just stick with the ex-ex-president, vicente fox. i declare, i m not going to pay for that [ bleep ] wall. [ laughter and applause ] when hillary saw that trump was in mexico, she said, i ll pay for the wall.
[ laughter ] hold on. during the debate donald trump s campaign was reportedly deleting old tweets that contradicted his on-air claims. [ light laughter ] and i think we actually have a clip of that process. [ laughter and applause ] seth: for those of you too young to remember that was eleanor roosevelt. [ laughter ] the new york post published photos yesterday showing patriots quarterback tom brady spending some of his deflategate suspension tanning naked in italy with his super model wife, gisele. well, i hope he s learned his lesson. a spokesperson for the taliban issued a statement saying the terrorist group was very eager to watch last night s debate between hillary clinton and donald trump except. for achmed who had $20 on the falcons to beat new orleans. could we at least switch over and check the score, man? come on, i got no service here. [ laughter ] like everybody from my fantasy team is in that game. a new study suggests that suffering from morning sic
and featuring the legendary roots crew. questlove: 524! steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ?? ?? [ cheers and applause ] jimmy: oh! thank you! hi! thank you so much. welcome. looking good. looking hot. hot crowd tonight right here. [ cheers and applause ] new york city hot crowd. welcome to the tonight show everybody. this is it. you made it. you re here. [ cheers and applause ] so happy you re here. thank you. going to be a fun one tonight. first, here s what people are talking about. today, donald trump made a a surprise trip to mexico for a a meeting with the country s president enrique pe?a nieto. or as trump put it, nice to meet you, eric pi?ata. [ laughter and applause ] eric pi?ata? of course, trump s meeting today is his big chance to convince mexico that they should pay for his proposed border wall. i think he might have a tough time. i mean, check out what president pe?a nieto had to say about the wall. there is no way that mexico can pay a wall l