greg: yeah! it s true. it s true. in the summer, the news gets slower than aoc playing jeopardy. so let s talk about me. i just got my back waxed. shout-out to the yankee candle company. here s the before. i know. and here s the after. huh? not bad. thank you. those are my sisters. but why did i do this? it s to make myself more attractive, if that s even possible. but i wonder as i get better looking, what about everybody else? i believe it s time for: gutfeld s scientific institute presents, are people getting uglier? greg: so was our imagination overactive or are people becoming less attractive? it s something that i ve noticed. go anywhere and you see how fitness has become fatness. moon while people take perfectly good hair and die it blue or purple where while others let themselves go. science is proving me self as proven by a fellow who apparently is a facial analyst, a facial analyst. sounds like the most prized job as porn hub. actually, mr. hassan
cast of outnumbered. you didn t know that, did you? anyway, the first star they got for publicity purposes, major, had to hit the road for biting. he was part german shepherd and part brian stelter. of course, joe accused one secret service agent of lying about being bitten. at least we know the teeth weren t joes, he keeps them in a jar on top of the night stand. nonetheless, major was replaced by commander who is now biting people. commander bit seven people over a four-month period including two secret service agents and a work at biden s delaware home. but hey, you would be a cranky dog, too, if they kept blaming you for the messes that joe leaves on the carpet. [laughter] greg: oh, you re terrible. okay, i ll take it. that s only the 8th or 9th worst i think that happened to in the biden white house this week and now how speaker kevin mccarthy is using the i word. that s impeachment. meanwhile joe s degenerate crack head son is embroiled in one fiasco after another and
network but with chuck todd. kamala is the most unpopular vp in recorded history. think about that. she beat out al gore. some guy named biden and even dick cheyney and he shot a guy in the face. he had it coming, though. i think. i really don t know that story too well. anyway, so who says women can t beat men when given the chance. yes, ladies, you, too, can suck every bit as much as men. she truly is the bud light of veeps. roll the latest. i m going to tell you the banger of the summer, okay? okay. that you need to play for your people and they re going to love it. okay. everybody s going to go crazy. i like it, i like it. yes. this is the song of the summer, okay. so you need to tell the d.j. to have that going, okay. okay. you ready to see stonewall? greg: that was brutal. i haven t seen so much forced laughter since kim on hosted the oscars, more uncomfortable than biden on bring your daughter to workday. even with kamala harris approval numbe
kamala is most unpopular vp in recorded history. think about that, she beat out al gore, some guy named biden and even dick cheney and he shot a guy in the face. he had it coming, though, i think. i don t know the story too well. who said women can t beat men when given the chance. women can suck as good as men. she is bud light of vps. roll the latest. the banger of the summer you need to play for your people and they will love it. everybody will go crazy. okay. i like it. yes. this is song of the summer, okay. tell the dj to have that going, okay? you ready to see stonewall? i am. greg: i have not heard so much forced laughter. like bring your daughter to workday. even with kamala approval numbers in cnn numbers, assuming joe still has a heartbeat. he is not even working at half speed anymore. here he is talking about putin. it is hard to tell, clearly losing the war in iraq and at home. greg: oh, my god, we are in trouble. iran, iraq, tomato, tomato. de
nbc, which is like a news network but with chuck todd. kamala is the most unpopular vp in recorded history. think about that. she beat out al gore. some guy named biden and even dick cheyney and he shot a guy in the face. he had it coming, though. i think. i really don t know that story too well. anyway, so who says women can t beat men when given the chance. yes, ladies, you, too, can suck every bit as much as men. she truly is the bud light of veeps. roll the latest. i m going to tell you the banger of the summer, okay? okay. that you need to play for your people and they re going to love it. okay. everybody s going to go crazy. i like it, i like it. yes. this is the song of the summer, okay. so you need to tell the d.j. to have that going, okay. okay. you ready to see stonewall? greg: that was brutal. i haven t seen so much forced laughter since kim on hosted the oscars, more uncomfortable than biden on bring your daughter to workday. even with ka