But its important i think its important sometimes to stop and appreciate the fact that, a, we dont have to scrape ice off our windshield every morning. And b, i can wear the same pair of tealcolored dolphin shorts to work every day since 1985. I appreciate it, and i like to think my coworkers appreciate it, i really do. [ cheers and applause ] by the way, i just swal heed a cough drop whole by accident. [ laughter ] what im saying is its a heroic act, me beg here right now. This is from loudoun county, virginia. This is a cautionary tale. It reminds us the importance of always checking for black ice before you go outside. Oooooh i have to say, i respect that hes able to laugh at himself enough to post that video. Or more likely i respected his wife was able to laugh at himself enough to post the video. Speaking of slippery places, at the white house the chief of staff, john kelley, is reportedly asking people who work at the white house whether or not theyre planning to stay on the job
But its important i think its important sometimes to stop and appreciate the fact that, a, we dont have to scrape ice off our windshield every morning. And b, i can wear the same pair of tealcolored dolphin shorts to work every day since 1985. I appreciate it, and i like to think my coworkers appreciate it, i really do. [ cheers and applause ] by the way, i just swal heed a cough drop whole by accident. [ laughter ] what im saying is its a heroic act, me beg here right now. This is from loudoun county, virginia. This is a cautionary tale. It reminds us the importance of always checking for black ice before you go outside. Oooooh i have to say, i respect that hes able to laugh at himself enough to post that video. Or more likely i respected his wife was able to laugh at himself enough to post the video. Speaking of slippery places, at the white house the chief of staff, john kelley, is reportedly asking people who work at the white house whether or not theyre planning to stay on the job
Musical guest patti smith. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 735 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, looking good. Looking great tonight. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] we made it. Were here, thank you. Well, heres what people are talking about. I guess Hillary Clintons book what happened came out today. And i heard that its almost 500 pages long. [ light laughter ] unfortunately, the only person with enough time to read it is hillary clinton. Steve wow. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy they sold one copy. Steve one person. Jimmy yeah. Well, actually i heard that hilly will actually be signing books at a costco in connecticut. [ laughter ] its going to be awesome when someone gets to the front and goes, oh, i thought this was the line for cheese samples. Im sorry. [ laughter and applause ] can you sign a cheese sample . B
Musical guest patti smith. And featuring the legendary roots crew. Questlove 735 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, looking good. Looking great tonight. Welcome, everybody. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, baby. [ cheers and applause ] we made it. Were here, thank you. Well, heres what people are talking about. I guess Hillary Clintons book what happened came out today. And i heard that its almost 500 pages long. [ light laughter ] unfortunately, the only person with enough time to read it is hillary clinton. Steve wow. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy they sold one copy. Steve one person. Jimmy yeah. Well, actually i heard that hilly will actually be signing books at a costco in connecticut. [ laughter ] its going to be awesome when someone gets to the front and goes, oh, i thought this was the line for cheese samples. Im sorry. [ laughter and applause ] can you sign a cheese sample . B
Featuring nicki minaj, and the legendary roots crew. Questlove 737, austin, yeah steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ] jimmy oh, my goodness. This is a hot crowd. [ cheers and applause ] a beautiful, goodlooking hot crowd here tonight here in new york city. [ cheers and applause ] welcome to the tonight show. Heres what people are talking about. I saw this morning, President Trump tweeted that his border wall is going to be built out of old fences. [ laughter ] which explains why today millions of americans walked out of their homes and said, where the hells my fence . [ laughter and applause ] im building a chain link fence. Trump also went on twitter to criticize hillarys new book. So she responded by saying shed send him a copy of her Childrens Book instead. [ laughter ] trump was like, got anything shorter . [ laughter and applause ] ill take the book. Ill take the kids book. Meanwhile, ivanka trump said that she doesnt speak out against her dad publicly b