greg: we think you two. what a shame impaled on his own giant q-tip. i don t think i read that correctly. and i m sure he will add onto his speech. i m sure someone will lend him a helping hand after he lent her groping want to sew my name. now we have time to hang out with matt lauer and charlie rose. but be careful when you hang out with charlie rose. he really wants to hang out. in case you forgot. he would never close his robe. guess what, it is time for everything is racist! so true, tonight a tale of two cokes. if two elections. as you know there s a recall going on in california except the recall is in for defective airbags. it s for a defective windbag. namely his royal haircut, gavin newsom. it appears the person who has the biggest chance of winning is larry elder. oh, look, he s black. what s the l.a. times claiming is causing the recall? racism. do i have this right? a privileged white male governor who is as i think is cauliflower pizza crust is being recalle
greg: we think you two. what a shame impaled on his own giant q-tip. i don t think i read that correctly. and i m sure he will add onto his speech. i m sure someone will lend him a helping hand after he lent her groping want to sew my name. now we have time to hang out with matt lauer and charlie rose. but be careful when you hang out with charlie rose. he really wants to hang out. in case you forgot. he would never close his robe. guess what, it is time for everything is racist! so true, tonight a tale of two cokes. if two elections. as you know there s a recall going on in california except the recall is in for defective airbags. it s for a defective windbag. namely his royal haircut, gavin newsom. it appears the person who has the biggest chance of winning is larry elder. oh, look, he s black. what s the l.a. times claiming is causing the recall? racism. do i have this right? a privileged white male governor who is as i think is cauliflower pizza crust is being recalle
instrument of the zydeco sound is the one that evolved from his grandmother s washboard. music continues. this was my grandmother s washing machine. this was her washing machine back in the day. and you hear that rhythm? the buttons on your shirt were making the little sound, and the grandmother was washing clothes at the time, and of course the daddy who was playing says hey, that thing sounds good, it might fit with the accordion. bring it over here! she said you must be out of your mind, this is how i do my laundry . canl? you should try it, man, yes, yes, yes. it is all percussion in zydeco. plays washboard. you have the rhythm going like this and everything, that s it! that s it. but when you hit the board you lose it. why? i don t know. music continues. the streets are packed, and there s a jubilant atmosphere here. but it has been hard won. it has taken more than a decade for tourist numbers to recover from the devastation of hurricane katrina in 2005. music has
epic railjourney across the southern united states. this is the mighty mississippi. the economic backbone of early america, running north to south for more than 2000 miles, carrying the people and cargo that helped to turn this country from a fledgling upstart into a powerhouse. for much of the 19th century, steamboats like this ruled the river. but in 1879, construction began on a transcontinental train line, that would link the newfound prosperity with the isolated far west. connecting the gulf of mexico with the pacific ocean. on this journey i ll be following the railroad that pushed the american dream along the mexican border all the way to california. every trip is unique. it s a moving city. and i will be meeting some of the people who help define this unique, diverse and fascinating part of the country. horn blares. new orleans, my first port of call. right now in the middle of one of its annual street parties, the french quarter festival. jazz music plays. the area g
[laughing]. greg: is meant your wife is going to lose to trump in 20 years. he didn t see that one coming. there is a joke in there. you know you are in deep when you are litigating the definition of the word stranded. most of the criticism is not of leaving afghanistan, it s pulling the troops before getting the americans who are now stranded. i think it s irresponsible to say americans are stranded. they are not we are committed to bringing americans who want to come home, home. there are no americans stranded in afghanistan. i am calling you out for saying we stranded americans in afghanistan. greg: calling you out. like tom hanks wasn t really stranded on the desert island. not desserted island. he was just vacationing with a ball he talked to. creepy and deviant. i am glad i didn t know this when gilligan s island was on tv. peter doocy left her stranded but she found her way out. i wonder if there are other words we are know using to her satisfaction.